10 wonderful lists of pet names which may put your own to shame
Talking to your pet is a personal and often very highly-pitched interaction, utilising more nonsensical words than it’s possible to count.
Despite this, the denizens of social media have decided to try to list the fantastical, pining names they have for their beloved balls of fluff – in a trend which has actually become rather entertaining.
1. Everybody’s Buddy
My cats name is Buddy.
I call him:
BuddyBudBudlarrrBudmeisterBudweiser Big boy
— 🌼🌺 LDShadowLady 🌺🌼 (@LDShadowLady) October 21, 2018
2. Kermit the nasty boy
My dog’s name is Kermit.
We call him: CermetKrimitKrimbotCry boy WormNervousSquareSquare ButtMiddle child SorbetHerman ZaddiRatNasty boy Nasty boy NASTY BOY https://t.co/mXAYCNIdej
— Jenna Marbles (@Jenna_Marbles) October 20, 2018
3. Cheeki chipotle
My I present my darling Cheeki:
CheeksCheekichopsChippoChipsChippyChipalattéChipotle https://t.co/vGCz2Tjoc0
— Jenn Im (@imjennim) October 19, 2018
4. The many names of Loleypants
LOL our Lola is
Loley LoleypantsPants
Pantaloony Poopy pants Poopy bumPoopy Girl (pronounced geeeewlll)Bum bumMonkey girl MonkPanty mcPanterson Poo The girl Dog (pronounced Dougue) https://t.co/U9SpTdbzxZ
— Karissa Pukas (@KARISSAPUKAS) October 18, 2018
5. Hold me closer tiny Max
My dog’s name is Max
I call him:
Maximum DogMeeksMisterMoofusMiltonMortMilgus Morp MopMulkMilkLumpLumpyLumpy BoyVERY Lumpy BoiAn Extremely Lumpy BoiLumpersLumper Stiltskin Maximizer DoggyMaxwell FarmsOld ManOld Man JenkinsTip TapTippy TappyTiny Dancer https://t.co/8Zz1490Aec
— BlankGameplays (@CrankGameplays) October 20, 2018
6. Chica is wrong
My dog’s name is Chica:
We call her:Beeka SqueekaBo-BeekaTonka Chunka Chunko Beefus WeefusFeefusSneefusBeepsBeepo CheekusDa-Chica-Da-SqueekaWRONGMissyPoopyGood girlPlumpus DumpusBoofus Poofus Mrs. BeekaBub Bica-Da-Boop-O https://t.co/FmRwLarCpF
— Markiplier (@markiplier) October 20, 2018
7. Crusty and his many titles
!! our cats name is crusty.
we call him:crustcru croostycrusticus crusticus maximuscrustinicrusty bucketcru diddydingusdingus primedingdaangiedaangie burgerdiddle squatdidders rurustru bombdusticus rusticusrusty ratmusty mat
and i think that’s it https://t.co/cXerNRuaUN
— Safiya Nygaard (@safiyajn) October 20, 2018
8. Lumi and Lynx or Popsicle and Stinki Lynci
My cats name is Lumi What I call her
LumiLummieLumlumsLuluLummie bearFluff buttPippie headPipsqueakPippiepantsPopsickle
My other cats name is LynxWhat I call him
LynxLynciStinki Stinki lynci Stinki buttBaby sealSeal pup
— Lydia (@LydiaEmillen) October 18, 2018
9. From Moose to Moosie butt
omg here we go, moose:
Moosie Moosie Bear MooseMooseMeuzMeuzmeuzMozMoozMerzStinkerStinkyStinky butt Sweet boyMoosie butt
🤷🏼♀️❤️😂 https://t.co/MJerXXo6mO
— lauren ✄ (@laurDIY) October 19, 2018
10. And one man and his many marbles
Our glass spheres called ‘marbles’.
We call them:
CometCrazy Cat's EyeMarbleMcMarblefaceSummer SkyBig PearlDeep OceanGhost PlasmaRastafarianGrasshopperDucktapeBlack KnightNemoPhoenixSlimerLollipopSuperballBlue MoonDragon's EggRed Number 3Quicksilver https://t.co/9nkg6AcOcf
— 🏁Jelle's Marble Runs🏁 (@Jellesmarbles) October 21, 2018
Marbles can be adored just as much as cats or dogs. Okay?
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