Christmas is as much about songs as it is food, family and gifts.
They’re drummed into our heads from a very young age, so it’s not surprising that people are really good at recognising them even when played on a vibrator.
Whether it’s Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, Jingle Bells, Deck The Halls or something else, the MysteryVibe Crescendo smart vibrator is seemingly capable of playing them all.
Who knew a sex toy could provide so much festive cheer? Christmas really is coming.
It’s not just Christmas songs the Crescendo is good at either – it’s won tons of plaudits for its primary purpose too.
Anyone who already has the toy will be receiving the festive vibrations through an update on the app – bringing a whole new meaning to Jingle Bells – while there’s also still time to consider it as a Christmas gift.
