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We're sure to strike gold at political gymnastics

Chief Constable George Hamilton speaks to the media about the murder of Kevin McGuigan. Picture by Arthur Allison/Pacemaker Press
DEAR International Olympics Committee, We wish to apply for our new national sport, political gymnastics, to be included in the Olympic Games. The rules are simple. The referee starts the game by shouting, “Does the Provisional IRA still exist?” Police officers and politicians then perform political somersaults, back flips and triple turns to prove that the organisation does not exist, or exists just a little bit, (which apparently is the same as not existing) and even if it does exist, sure where’s the harm in Stormont having a private army? The sport is based on th[...]
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