Mr Blobby

SLIPPERS are having a moment. Scratch that. Slippers are having their moment - and it’s been a long time coming. Footwear so comfortable, so dependable, so functional, so everything, was always deserving of the spotlight. And if Crocs can stage a coup and get away with it, slippers deserve their soft shuffle centre stage.

The celebrity stork has delivered a baby boy to Paris Hilton and her twin flame Carter Reum - and taken a photo of the newborn on the doorstep as mandated by its employer.