Deadline day
January transfer window a cold house for top quality signings as Sky Sports fights a losing battle
TRANSFER Deadline Day, as brought to you live and exclusively by Sky Sports, is on the brink of a permanent switch to Atletico Minus Craic Altogether, according to sources very close to Dodgy’s bored senseless remote control.
By Kevin Farrell
35 million reasons to love deadline day
TRANSFER deadline day. How mad was that? It was enough to have Jim White choking on his yellow tie curry.