THERE is a danger that this bow-wow row could quickly plummet to alligator/crocodile levels of tedium if not reined in.
So it's best to ignore excruciating puns except perhaps to suggest that the DUP's shifting stance on schools is doggone bizarre.
Sammy Wilson has accused a minister of acting poodle-like by following the advice of one health expert.
At the same time, Mr Wilson and his party seem content to heed the opinion of another adviser - in an entirely different jurisdiction.
The DUP appears to be smarting from Michelle O'Neill's accusation that it is like a dog chasing its tail, hence the themed dig at Robin Swann.
Until this week, education minister Peter Weir - of the same DUP - was highlighting the important roles played by the chief medical officer and chief scientific adviser.
In speeches, letters, statements and assembly questions, Mr Weir was consistent - that he would "be guided by the prevailing public health advice and scientific evidence".
While pointing out the level of risk to children is low, he said "any actions are taken in line with discussions with CMO, CSA and Public Health Agency".
Guidance for schools is constantly under review and Mr Weir has repeatedly said this will be updated as needed and "driven by health advice provided by the chief medical officer and chief scientific adviser".
Party sources suggest the rates of infection are not too dissimilar in Northern Ireland than elsewhere, and there is no harm in asking 'why is our approach different?'
They also point out that the north could be the only region with primary school children learning from home in mid-March.
With no change to the health advice this week, there have been no alterations to plans to restart education, although the first minister said there may still be.
In adding that the executive will also consider "emerging evidence in other jurisdictions" - meaning England - there remains a risk that ministers will yet allow the tail to wag the dog.
