Today's TV Friday 29 September

bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)9.15MORNING LIVE Magazine show. (S)10.00FRAUD SQUAD (S)10.45CLAIMED AND SHAMED (S)11.15HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER The development of houses in Derby and South and West Yorkshire. (S) (R)12.15BARGAIN HUNT Danny Sebastian presents from Naseby in Northamptonshire. (S)1.00BBC NEWS AT ONE; Weather (S)1.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)1.45FIVE BEDROOMS Little Benny Chigwell is turning 40, so the gang reluctantly honours the milestone tradition of camping on Simmo’s block. Australian comedy drama. (S)2.30MONEY FOR NOTHING A retro swivel chair is rejuvenated. (S)3.00ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY A couple looking for a home in Suffolk. (S) (R)3.45THE BIDDING ROOM Items include a collection of weaving artefacts and a 1930s bumper car. (S)4.30THE VINTAGE FRENCH FARMHOUSE Items are bought in France for the British marketplace. (S)5.15POINTLESS Quiz, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S) (R)6.00BBC NEWS AT SIX; Weather (S)6.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)7PM7.00THE ONE SHOW Alex Jones and Roman Kemp round off the working week with a lively mixture of celebrity chat and stories of interest. (S)7.30THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT Tim McGarry and David Hume look at the legacy of Irish Republican leader, questioning whether he was hero or villain. Last in series. (S)8PM8.00DRAGONS’ DEN A German brewer’s high-strength hooch pole axes a Dragon, while another budding entrepreneur and her four-legged friend present a booking service for dog-friendly businesses. (S) (R)9PM9.00WOULD I LIE TO YOU? Panellists Lady Leshurr, Philippa Perry, Alan Titchmarsh and Mike Wozniak bolster the deceitful talents of team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. (S) (R)9.30MRS BROWN’S BOYS Dermot and Maria decide to renew their wedding vows, forcing Agnes to organise the event with archnemesis Hillary. Last in series. (S)10 PM10.00BBC NEWS AT TEN (S)10.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)10.40THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW New series. The host launches his latest series with guests Kylie Minogue, Stephen Graham, David Mitchell and Mawaan Rizwan. Plus, music by singer-songwriter Mae Muller. (S)11PM11.30RuPaul’s Drag Race UK (S) (R)12.40Blankety Blank (S) (R)1.15Weather for the Week Ahead (S)1.20BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.30The Bidding Room (S) (R)7.15The Vintage French Farmhouse (S) (R)8.00Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (S) (R)9.00BBC News (S)12.15Politics UK (S)1.00Impossible (S) (R)1.45Eggheads (S) (R)2.15Wanted Down Under (S) (R)3.00MURDER, MYSTERY AND MY FAMILY (S) (R)3.45GREAT CANADIAN RAILWAY JOURNEYS (S) (R)4.15SERENGETI II Old enemies cause trouble for the lions. (S) (R)5.15FLOG IT! A rare Watcombe clock is among the items brought to Powderham Castle in Devon. (S) (R)6.00RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES Ken Bruce, Alice Roberts, Perri Shakes-Drayton and Kiell Smith-Bynoe test their general knowledge skills. (S)6.30STRICTLY: IT TAKES TWO Fleur East is back with more exclusives and backstage gossip. (S)7PM7.00BEECHGROVE GARDEN The team looks back at how the 2023 growing season has been. Last in series. (S)7.30GARDENERS’ WORLD Monty Don plants garlic and onions, and Joe Swift visits a gravel garden in Kent, where the gardener has used plants which can withstand very little watering. (S)8PM8.30GOLF: RYDER CUP HIGHLIGHTS Eilidh Barbour presents action from day one at Marco Simone Golf and Country Club in Rome, where Team Europe and Team USA contested foursomes and fourballs matches. (S)10PM10.00RED DWARF Lister comes down with a mutated strain of pneumonia that makes his feverish hallucinations come to life. Sci-fi comedy, starring Chris Barrie and Craig Charles. (S) (R)10.30NEWSNIGHT; Weather (S)11PM11.05Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby (S) (R)12.05FILM: His House (2020) Horror thriller, starring Sope Dirisu and Wunmi Mosaku. (S)1.30Picasso: The Beauty and the Beast (S) (R)2.30Sign Zone: Panorama: Downfall of the Crypto King (S) (R)3.30This Is BBC Two (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00GOOD MORNING BRITAIN (S)9.00LORRAINE Entertainment, current affairs and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories and celebrity gossip. Presented by Lorraine Kelly. (S)10.00THIS MORNING Daily magazine, featuring a mix of celebrity chat, showbusiness news, lifestyle features, topical discussion, health and beauty advice and more. (S)12.30LOOSE WOMEN Celebrity interviews and topical debate from a female perspective. (S)1.30ITV LUNCHTIME NEWS (S); Weather (S)1.55UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)2.00JAMES MARTIN’S SPANISH ADVENTURE The chef visits an anchovy producer, and sees how ratafia is made. (S)3.00TENABLE A family team of five from Clitheroe answer Top 10 list questions and attempt to top the Tenable tower and win a big cash prize. (S)3.59UTV WEATHER (S)4.00TIPPING POINT Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)5.00THE CHASE Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)6.00UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)6.30ITV EVENING NEWS (S); Weather (S)7PM7.00EMMERDALE Manpreet is stressed, Marlon offers reassurance to Chas, Tom brings some positive news. (S)7.30RUGBY WORLD CUP 2023 LIVE New Zealand v Italy (Kick-off 8.00pm). Mark Pougatch presents coverage of both teams’ third and penultimate match in Pool A, held at OL Stadium in Lyon. (S)10PM10.25ITV NEWS (S); Weather10.55UTV LIVE (S); Weather11PM11.10The NFL Show (S)12.05Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport (S) (R)12.55All Elite Wrestling: Collision (S) (R)2.35Tipping Point (S) (R)3.25James Martin’s Spanish Adventure (S) (R)4.15Unwind with ITV (S)5.10Tenable (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.05Countdown (S) (R)6.45Cheers (S) (R)7.10Cheers (S) (R)7.35Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.00Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.25Frasier (S) (R)8.55Frasier (S) (R)9.25Frasier (S) (R)9.55Chateau DIY (S) (R)10.55George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S) (R)11.55Channel 4 News Summary (S)12.00Steph’s Packed Lunch (S)2.10Countdown Grace Dent is in Dictionary Corner. (S)3.00A PLACE IN THE SUN A Scottish couple seek a holiday home on Spain’s Costa Blanca. (S) (R)4.00A PLACE IN THE SUN (S)5.00A NEW LIFE IN THE SUN (S) (R)6.00FOUR IN A BED Auntie and niece duo Maxine Walker and Tegan Styles of Greenhills Hotel in Pembrokeshire digest the group’s breakfast bugbears and get to the bottom of Tom’s bathroom blues. (S)6.30THE SIMPSONS Another trio of spirited Halloween tales. (S) (R)7PM7.00CHANNEL 4 NEWS (S)8PM8.00POPMASTER TV: GRAND FINAL Ken Bruce presents the grand final of the first TV version of the radio quiz, with the winners of each of the previous five episodes returning for the ultimate test. Last in the series. (S) (R)9PM9.00GOGGLEBOX The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, with cameras capturing their instant reactions and the lively discussions that are prompted by the week’s biggest and best shows. (S)10PM10.00OPEN HOUSE: THE GREAT SEX EXPERIMENT Nicolle and Ben spice things up with Kiki and Sophia, while thrill-seekers Katey and Dan pursue a live sex show experience. (S)11PM11.00Joe Lycett: I’m About to Lose Control and I Think Joe Lycett (S) (R)12.05FILM: Happy Death Day 2U (2019) (S)1.45Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back (S) (R)2.30Come Dine with Me (S) (R)2.55Come Dine with Me (S) (R)3.25Come Dine with Me (S) (R)3.50Come Dine with Me (S) (R)4.45Tool Club (S) (R)5.35Kirstie’s House of Craft (S) (R)5.55The King of Queens (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Sunny Bunnies (S) (R)6.05Daisy & Ollie (S) (R)6.10Milkshake! Monkey (S) (R)6.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.20Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.25Oggy Oggy (S) (R)6.35Odo (S) (R)6.45Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.50Fireman Sam (S) (R)7.00Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! (S) (R)7.10Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.25Paw Patrol (S) (R)7.35Pip and Posy (S) (R)7.50The Adventures of Paddington (S) (R)8.05Chip and Potato (S) (R)8.20Milo (S) (R)8.30Paw Patrol (S) (R)8.45Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (S) (R)8.55Peppa Pig (S) (R)9.00Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! (S)9.05Operation Pawsome (S)9.15JEREMY VINE (S)11.15STORM HUNTLEY (S)12.40ALEXIS CONRAN (S)1.405 NEWS AT LUNCHTIME (S)1.45HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)2.20FILM: MY DEADLY EX (2020) Thriller, starring Vivica A Fox. (S)4.00BARGAIN-LOVING BRITS IN THE SUN Former policeman Rod sets up a market at a local ex-pat club. (S)5.005 NEWS AT 5 (S)6.00SUSAN CALMAN’S GRAND DAY OUT The presenter heads to the lush county of Cumbria. (S) (R)6.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)7PM7.00SHOP SMART, SAVE MONEY New series. Angellica Bell and Ortis Deley host the show that helps households from across the nation find the right products at the right price. (S)7.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)8PM8.00LIVE: HARVEST ON THE FARM 2023 In the finale at the Essex farm, Helen Skelton and Jules Hudson present a harvest festival extravaganza, alongside the Nicholson brothers, Rob and Dave. Dr Amir enlightens viewers about the unsung super heroes of the harvest. Last in series. (S)9PM9.00AMAZING RAILWAY ADVENTURES WITH NICK KNOWLES The presenter travels from Mount Vesuvius to Mount Etna on a journey from Naples to Sicily. He hears how both Pompeii and nearby Herculaneum were buried in ash in AD 79, and discovers a million-dollar prize awaits the team that helps decode text on charred ancient papyri from the site. (S)10PM10.00BLOOD MONEY: THE CURSE OF BRINK’S-MAT ROBBERY In November 1983, a gang of armed robbers stormed into the Brink’s-Mat security depot near Heathrow and got away with 26 million pounds worth of gold. Now nearly 40 years on, police officers, many speaking for the first time, reveal the story behind Britain’s biggest gold robbery. (S) (R)11PM11.30FILM: Ocean’s Eleven (2001) Crime comedy, starring George Clooney. (S)1.35PlayOJO Live Casino Show (S)3.35Friends (S) (R)4.00Friends (S) (R)4.25Never Teach Your Wife to Drive (S) (R)5.20Wildlife SOS (S) (R)5.50Entertainment News on 5 (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00EURONEWS6.45TELESHOPPING7.20TELESHOPPING (R)7.55TODAY (R)9.55THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW (S)10.45DR PHIL (S); Weather (S)11.40SHORTLAND STREET (S)12.10DOCTORS (S)12.45TELLY BINGO (S)1.00RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)1.30HOME AND AWAY (S)1.55DROICHID NA HÉIREANN (S) (R)2.25FAIR CITY (S) (R)2.55EASTENDERS (S) (R)3.30TODAY Daily magazine show featuring entertainment and celebrity news, consumer advice, and Ireland’s biggest giveaways.5.40NUACHT5.55RTÉ NEWS WITH SIGNING6.00THE ANGELUS (R)6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather7PM7.00NATIONWIDE (S)7.30FAIR CITY Dearbhla is torn when Dean reveals he has feelings for her, while James accuses Zak of pocketing the diamond. Elsewhere, Joan is emotional as she and Gar prepare for their organ donations. (S)8PM8.00GREAT IRISH INTERIORS The restoration of Strokestown House in Co Roscommon, which was the seat of the Pakenham-Mahon family and the scene of evictions and murder during the Great Famine. (S) (R)8.30HOME GROWN Kitty Scully and Colm O’Driscoll go in search of stories that celebrate Irish horticulture and growing in all its varieties. (S) (R)9PM9.00RTÉ NEWS: NINE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)9.35THE LATE LATE SHOW Patrick Kielty hosts the light entertainment show, featuring a mix of celebrity guests, music, in-depth interviews and discussions on the stories that have the nation talking.11PM11.10Obituary (S) (R)12.20FILM: Dancing at Lughnasa (1998) Period drama, starring Michael Gambon and Meryl Streep. (S)2.05Nationwide (S) (R)2.35Telly Bingo (S) (R)2.50Doctors (S) (R)3.20Dr Phil (S) (R)4.05EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EuroNews7.50news2day (S) (R)8.00Life with Boys (S)8.25The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S)8.55Ar Mbia Ar Sli (S) (R)9.00Let’s Find Out (S) (R)9.15Dizzy Deliveries (S) (R)9.25Ladybird and Bee9.30Simon Says (S) (R)9.40Body Brothers (S) (R)9.55Andy’s Safari Adventures (S) (R)10.10Go Jetters (S) (R)10.20Silly Sundays (S) (R)10.35Moon and Me (R)10.55Mya Go (S)11.00Mya Go (S) (R)11.05Mya Go (S)11.15The Wee Littles (S) (R)11.20The Wee Littles (S) (R)11.25Peppa Muc (R)11.30Peppa Muc (R)11.35Peppa Muc (R)11.40Nelly & Nora (S) (R)11.50Fluffy Gardens (S) (R)12.00Malory Towers (S) (R)12.30Secret Life of Boys (S) (R)12.55Silverpoint (S) (R)1.20Shaun the Sheep (S) (R)1.30The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)1.40The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)1.55Holly Hobbie (S) (R)2.20Storybud (S) (R)2.30Drop Dead Weird (S) (R)3.00Life with Boys (S) (R)3.25Shaun the Sheep (S) (R)3.35Nova Jones (S)4.05Will Sliney’s Storytellers (S)4.20news2day4.30THE SIMPSONS (S) (R)5.00THE GOLDBERGS (S) (R)5.30THE BIG BANG THEORY (S) (R)6.00THE SIMPSONS (S) (R)6.30HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)7PM7.00RICK STEIN’S CORNWALL In the town of Looe, Rick discovers a time when the Cornish were taken as slaves by Barbary Pirates. (S)7.35LEAGUE OF IRELAND LIVE Shamrock Rovers v Shelbourne (Kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the Premier Division match at Tallaght Stadium. Peter Collins presents.10PM10.00FILM: FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL (1994) A man’s misfortunes in love look set to change when he meets an American beauty at a wedding. Richard Curtis’s romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell and John Hannah. (S)11PM12.10Other Voices (S) (R)1.10The Outlaws (S) (R)2.25EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.15The Six O’Clock Show (S) (R)7.00Ireland AM (S)10.00This Morning12.30News at 12:30 (S)1.00The Chase (S)2.00The Chase Bradley Walsh presents. (S)3.00LOOSE WOMEN4.00EAT, SHOP, SAVE (R)4.30JUDGE JUDY Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life.5.00JUDGE JUDY5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (S)6.05THE SIX O’CLOCK SHOW A lively mix of celebrity chat with national and international guests, fabulous food from the country’s top Chefs, expert advice and all the unmissable stories making the headlines. (S)7PM7.00EMMERDALE Manpreet is stressed, Marlon offers reassurance to Chas, Tom brings some positive news. (S)7.30LIVE RUGBY WORLD CUP 2023 New Zealand v Italy (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of both teams’ third and penultimate match in Pool A, held at OL Stadium in Lyon.10PM10.30FILM: GROWN UPS (2010) Five friends attend the funeral of their high-school basketball coach, and decide to relive their childhood over a weekend at a lake house. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler11PM12.30GOGGLEBOX IRELAND (S) (R)1.30THE HOTEL INSPECTOR (S) (R)2.30CLOSE5.25THE TONIGHT SHOW (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Cúla 410.40Ainmhithe Craiceáilte (R)11.10The Golden Girls (S) (R)11.40The Golden Girls (S) (R)12.10A Chef’s Life (S) (R)12.40Bailte (R)1.10Hart to Hart (S) (R)2.05Shark Tank A woman demonstrates her designs. (S)3.00Cúla 4 Fun for kids.5.27AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH5.30MEN’S SHEDS (R)5.55DOMHAN AN DÚLRA6.57AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH7PM7.00NUACHT TG47.30AN BEALACH Ó DHEAS (R)8PM8.00SAM HENRY – CEILIÚRADH CEOIL Part two of two. A concert celebrating Sam Henry’s song collection. (R)9PM9.05FILM: RETURN OF THE SEVEN (1966) A new band of heroes rides to the rescue of Mexican villagers enslaved by a bandit maddened with grief at the death of his son. Western sequel, starring Yul Brynner, Robert Fuller and Warren Oates. (S)10PM10.53AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH10.55COMHLUADAR CEOIL Dáithí Ó Sé meets with some of Ireland’s musical bands and families. Here, he catches up with the group Kíla for chat. (R)11PM11.55CELTIC CONNECTIONS 2022 (R)12.55SNUGCHEOL (R)1.25AN TÁDH (R)2.00NUACHT TG4 (R)2.30VIVA CEOL TÍRE (R)3.00CIOTÓG (R)4.00SNUGCHEOL (R)4.25AN BEALACH Ó DHEAS (R)4.55FRANCE 245.30FRANCE 24