Today's TV Friday 22 September

bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)9.15MORNING LIVE (S)10.00FRAUD SQUAD (S)10.45CLAIMED AND SHAMED (S)11.15HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER (S) (R)12.15BARGAIN HUNT Danny Sebastian presents the latest contest from Wetherby, West Yorkshire. (S)1.00BBC NEWS AT ONE; Weather (S)1.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)1.45FIVE BEDROOMS Heather is unhappy when her boyfriend throws her a graduation party. (S)2.30MONEY FOR NOTHING Sarah Moore is at Wallyford Recycling Centre in East Lothian. (S)3.00ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY Nicki Chapman is in Hampshire to help a couple find a permanent country home. (S) (R)3.45GARDEN RESCUE Flo Headlam and Lee Burkhill design a practical, productive space to suit a family. Last in the series. (S)4.30THE FINISH LINE Quiz, hosted by Roman Kemp and Sarah Greene. (S)5.15POINTLESS Quiz, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S) (R)6.00BBC NEWS AT SIX; Weather (S)6.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)7PM7.00THE ONE SHOW Alex Jones and Roman Kemp round off the working week with a mixture of celebrity chat and stories of interest. (S)7.30THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT Tim McGarry and David Hume look at the Larne Gun-Running incident of 1914, the smuggling of arms carried out by Loyalists opposed to Home Rule in Ireland. (S)8PM8.00DRAGONS’ DEN Business partners Vahid and Thibault pitch their product as the solution to the plastic bag problem, leaving investors Peter Jones, Deborah Meaden, Touker Suleyman, Sara Davies and Steven Bartlett to weigh up the validity of their planet-saving claims. Presented by Evan Davis. (S) (R)9PM9.00WOULD I LIE TO YOU? Panellists Pam Ayres, Sarah Kendall, Richard Osman and Kiell Smith-Bynoe bolster the deceitful talents of team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. (S) (R)9.30MRS BROWN’S BOYS Lotto fever hits Foley’s bar and it doesn’t take long before rumours swirl around Finglas that Agnes is the jackpot winner. Guest starring Debra Stephenson. (S)10 PM10.00BBC NEWS AT TEN (S)10.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)10.40FILM: MAGIC MIKE (2012) A veteran male stripper teaches a young dancer the tricks of the trade, and introduces him to a hedonistic lifestyle. Steven Soderbergh’s comedy drama, starring Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey. (S)11PM12.25Weather for the Week Ahead (S)12.30BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.30Money for Nothing (S) (R)7.15Garden Rescue (S) (R)8.00Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (S) (R)9.00Nicky Campbell (S)10.00BBC News (S)12.15Politics UK (S)1.00Impossible (S) (R)1.45Eggheads Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) (R)2.15Murder, Mystery and My Family: Case Closed? (S) (R)3.00KELVIN’S BIG FARMING ADVENTURE (S) (R)3.30GREAT CANADIAN RAILWAY JOURNEYS (S) (R)4.00SERENGETI The wild dog family come under siege from the hyenas. (S) (R)5.00FLOG IT! (S) (R)6.00RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES Milton Jones, Ria Lina, Martin Roberts and Briony May Williams play their final round of games. (S) (R)6.30MARCUS WAREING’S TALES FROM A KITCHEN GARDEN The Michelinstarred chef preserves the last of his summer crops. Last in the series. (S)7PM7.00GOLF: SOLHEIM CUP HIGHLIGHTS Action from day one of the biennial women’s team competition between Europe and USA from Finca Cortesin in Andalucia, Spain, featuring foursomes and fourballs matches. Europe have won the last two stagings of this event, most recently with a 15-13 triumph in Ohio in 2021. (S)8PM8.00GARDENERS’ WORLD At York Gate in Leeds, Adam Frost, Rachel de Thame and Frances Tophill celebrate a garden for all seasons, and tackle seasonal jobs for September. In London, cameras follow a head gardener who fell in love with horticulture at a young age, while plantsman Jamie Butterworth visits the magnificent walled garden at Scampston Hall. (S)9PM9.00SNOW DOGS Wildlife film-maker Gordon Buchanan teams up with seven huskies to take on a treacherous dog-sledding trail in Canada’s spectacular Yukon wilderness. (S) (R)10PM10.00RED DWARF Rimmer is sent into a frenzy of scientific research when Holly recovers an unidentified pod floating in space, which the hologram is convinced is of alien origin. Meanwhile, Lister is thrilled to discover he was regarded as a god by Cat’s people until he finds out what has been done in his name. (S) (R)10.30NEWSNIGHT; Weather (S)11PM11.05Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby (S) (R)12.05Sign Zone: DIY SOS Strictly Special (S) (R)1.05Picasso: The Beauty and the Beast (S)2.05Sign Zone: Helping Our Teens (S) (R)3.05This Is BBC Two (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00GOOD MORNING BRITAIN (S)9.00LORRAINE Entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories and celebrity gossip. (S)10.00THIS MORNING Celebrity chat, showbusiness news and lifestyle features. Including Local Weather. (S)12.30LOOSE WOMEN Topical debate from a female perspective. (S)1.30ITV LUNCHTIME NEWS (S); Weather (S)1.55UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)2.00JAMES MARTIN’S SPANISH ADVENTURE In Granada, James visits a restaurant with views of the Alhambra, samples giant tapas, and also visits an organic caviar farm. (S)3.00TIPPING POINT: BEST EVER FINALS Compilation of some of the show’s most dramatic endgames. (S)3.25ITV NEWS (S); Weather (S)3.40UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)4.00RUGBY WORLD CUP 2023 LIVE Argentina v Samoa (Kick-off 4.45pm). David Flatman presents all the action from the Pool D encounter at Stade Geoffroy-Guichard in SaintEtienne. With analysis from Maggie Alphonsi, Sean Fitzpatrick and George Gregan, and commentary by Martin Gillingham and Nolli Waterman. (S)7PM7.00EMMERDALE Mandy worries about Lydia, Chloe has her doubts, and Gail is daunted for the day ahead. (S)7.30LIVE UEFA WOMEN’S NATIONS LEAGUE England v Scotland (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the opening match for both teams in Group A1 of the inaugural competition, held at Stadium of Light in Sunderland. (S)10PM10.00MY MUM, YOUR DAD Davina McCall’s dating show draws to a close, and she shocks the parents when revealing the grown-up kids’ role in their journey at the retreat. (S)11PM11.05ITV News (S); Weather11.24UTV Weather (S)11.25The NFL Show (S)12.20My Mum, Your Dad (S)1.10Extreme E Highlights (S)2.05All Elite Wrestling: Collision (S) (R)3.50Unwind with ITV (S)5.05James Martin’s Spanish Adventure (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.05Countdown (S) (R)6.45Cheers (S) (R)7.10Cheers (S) (R)7.35Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.00Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.25Frasier (S) (R)8.55Frasier (S) (R)9.25Frasier (S) (R)9.55Chateau DIY (S) (R)10.55George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S) (R)11.55Channel 4 News Summary (S)12.00Steph’s Packed Lunch (S)2.10Countdown Chris McCausland is in Dictionary Corner. (S)3.00A PLACE IN THE SUN (S) (R)4.00A PLACE IN THE SUN (S)5.00A NEW LIFE IN THE SUN (S) (R)6.00THE SIMPSONS Valentine’s Daythemed edition, which sees Apu shower his wife with gifts, making all the other men in Springfield look bad. With the voice of Elton John. (S) (R)6.30HOLLYOAKS After overhearing a conversation, Goldie is convinced Carter is attracted to John Paul. Elsewhere, Hunter opens up to Zoe about his previous relationship. (S) (R)7PM7.00CHANNEL 4 NEWS (S)8PM8.00POPMASTER TV Ken Bruce hosts the music competition, based on his popular, long-running radio quiz. It’s the penultimate fifth heat and only one place remains in the Grand Final. Ken puts more music fans through their steps to find out who has the best pop knowledge, but who will go through to the ultimate test? (S) (R)9PM9.00GOGGLEBOX The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, with cameras capturing their instant reactions and the lively discussions that are prompted by the week’s biggest and best shows. (S)10PM10.00MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT UK The return of the experiment to see whether science can help people fall in love, with experts Mel Schilling, Paul C Brunson and Charlene Douglas ready to help 16 hopeful singles find their perfect match. First shown on E4. (S) (R)11PM11.35Married at First Sight UK (S) (R)12.35Married at First Sight UK (S) (R)1.30Married at First Sight UK (S) (R)2.30Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back (S) (R)3.15Come Dine with Me (S) (R)3.40Come Dine with Me (S) (R)4.05Come Dine with Me (S) (R)4.35Come Dine with Me (S) (R)5.00Come Dine with Me (S) (R)5.25Beat the Chef (S) (R)5.55The King of Queens (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Sunny Bunnies (S) (R)6.05Daisy & Ollie (S) (R)6.10Milkshake! Monkey (S) (R)6.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.25Oggy Oggy (S) (R)6.35Odo (S) (R)6.45Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.50Fireman Sam (S) (R)7.00Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! (S)7.10Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.20Paw Patrol (S) (R)7.35Pip and Posy (S) (R)7.50The Adventures of Paddington (S) (R)8.05Chip and Potato (S) (R)8.20Milo (S) (R)8.30Paw Patrol (S) (R)8.45Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (S) (R)8.55Peppa Pig (S) (R)9.00Peppa Pig (S) (R)9.05Milkshake! World of Dance (S) (R)9.15JEREMY VINE (S)11.15STORM HUNTLEY (S)12.40ALEXIS CONRAN (S)1.405 NEWS AT LUNCHTIME (S)1.45HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)2.15FILM: DEADLY PAYBACK (2020) Drama, starring Jessica Morris. (S)4.00BARGAIN-LOVING BRITS IN THE SUN On the Costa Blanca, Beckie hopes to raise some money at the dog shelter where she volunteers. (S)5.005 NEWS AT 5 (S)6.00SUSAN CALMAN’S GRAND DAY OUT The comedian takes her vintage camper van to the Wye Valley. (S) (R)6.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)7PM7.00ALEXANDER ARMSTRONG IN SRI LANKA On the last leg of his journey around the spectacular island of Sri Lanka, the presenter moves north into Tamil country, but first he has a nail-biting close-up encounter with a cobra. (S) (R)7.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)8PM8.00PUPPY SCHOOL FOR GUIDE DOGS It is a big day for Paralympic skiing hopeful Hester as assessors consider whether she is ready to be paired with Pickle on a permanent basis. In London, Ashfaq is settling into life with Max, but needs a little more help from trainer Barry to get more confident letting Max off the lead. Last in the series. (S)9PM9.00AMAZING RAILWAY ADVENTURES WITH NICK KNOWLES New series. Return of the travel series, with the presenter exploring Prague in the Czech Republic, Bratislava in Slovakia, and Budapest in Hungary. He views a complex 600-year-old astronomical clock, and makes a precipitous clamber around the perimeter of an observation tower. (S)10PM10.00LOCH NESS: HUNTING THE MONSTER The definitive story of Loch Ness and the monster that purportedly lurks there. The programme makes detailed forensic examination of evidence of its existence, both photographic, film, anecdotal and cultural, as well as first-hand stories from those who claim to have seen the monster. (S)11PM12.00Underwater Stonehenge: The Missing Link (S) (R)1.00PlayOJO Live Casino Show (S)3.00Friends (S) (R)3.25Friends (S) (R)3.50Britain’s Greatest Bridges (S) (R)4.40Great Scientists (S) (R)5.05House Doctor (S) (R)5.30Entertainment News on 5 (S)5.35Paw Patrol (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM7.40TELESHOPPING8.15ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES (S) (R)8.55LARK RISE TO CANDLEFORD (S) (R)9.55THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW (S); Weather (S)10.50DR PHIL (S)11.40SHORTLAND STREET (S)12.10DOCTORS (S)12.45TELLY BINGO (S)1.00RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)1.30HOME AND AWAY (S)1.55BEYOND THE BULLETS – REAL LIFE DURING THE CIVIL WAR (S) (R)2.25FAIR CITY (S) (R)2.55EASTENDERS (S) (R)3.30RTÉ NEWS; Weather3.40FATHER BROWN (S) (R)4.40HOME RESCUE: THE BIG FIX (S) (R)5.40NUACHT5.55RTÉ NEWS WITH SIGNING6.00THE ANGELUS (R)6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather7PM7.00CULTURE NIGHT: LIVE AT DÚN LÚICHE Muireann Nic Amhlaoibh presents this live music and arts show in the shadow of Mount Errigal off the Donegal coast, featuring performances by he Murder Capital, Aby Coulibaly, Olesya Zdorovetska and Ye Vagabonds. (S)8PM8.00FAIR CITY Pete and Ray bond on their arduous journey back to civilisation. Zak and James force their victim to make a phone call arranging where to make the diamond drop. (S)8.30SEISIÚN The 4 of Us, the High Seas, Dermot Byrne, Ciarán Tourish and the Friel Sisters perform at McGrory’s music club in Culdaff, County Donegal. Last in the series. (S)9PM9.00RTÉ NEWS: NINE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)9.35THE LATE LATE SHOW Patrick Kielty hosts the light entertainment show, featuring a mix of celebrity guests, music, in-depth interviews and discussions on the stories that have the nation talking.; Weather11PM11.15FILM: Mrs Lowry and Son (2019) Drama, starring Vanessa Redgrave and Timothy Spall. (S)12.55Showbands: How Ireland Learnt to Party (S) (R)2.05Telly Bingo (S) (R)2.20Doctors (S) (R)2.50Dr Phil (S) (R)3.35EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EuroNews7.50news2day (S) (R)8.00Life with Boys (S)8.30The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)8.55Ar Mbia Ar Sli (S) (R)9.00Let’s Find Out (S) (R)9.15Dizzy Deliveries (S) (R)9.30Simon Says (S) (R)9.40Body Brothers (S) (R)9.55Body Brothers (S) (R)10.10Go Jetters (S) (R)10.20Silly Sundays (S) (R)10.35Moon and Me (R)11.00Mya Go (S)11.05Mya Go (S)11.10Mya Go (S)11.15The Wee Littles (S)11.20The Wee Littles (S)11.25Peppa Muc (R)11.30Peppa Muc (R)11.35Peppa Muc (R)11.40Nelly & Nora (S) (R)11.50Fluffy Gardens (S) (R)12.00Malory Towers (S) (R)12.30Secret Life of Boys (S) (R)12.55Mystic (S) (R)1.30The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)1.40Ted’s Top Ten (S) (R)2.05Drop Dead Weird (S) (R)2.35Life with Boys (S) (R)3.00The Coop Troop (S)3.15Nova Jones (S)3.45Nova Jones (S)4.15RUGBY WORLD CUP 2023 Argentina v Samoa (Kick-off 4.45pm). David Flatman presents all the action from the Pool D encounter at Stade Geoffroy-Guichard in Saint-Etienne. Both teams missed out on the knockout stages four years ago in Japan and are likely to see this victory in this match as vital to their chances of progressing this time around. (S)7PM7.00RICK STEIN’S CORNWALL On the banks of the River Tamar, Rick visits a little-known mausoleum with a rather macabre story. (S)7.35A GREENLAND STORY Documentary set along the west coast of Greenland in the summer of 2019, this film reveals a country and people at a crossroads between tradition and modernity. (S) (R)8PM8.40EARTH’S GREAT RIVERS II The magical wonders of the Danube, from crystal-clear waterfalls to baby turtles the size of a thumbnail. Branching out across Europe, its tributaries gather water from 19 countries, making it the world’s most international river. (S) (R)9PM9.40FILM: THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) A mute cleaning lady makes a lifechanging discovery while working at a secret government lab in the 1960s. Guillermo del Toro’s Oscar and Bafta-winning fantasy, starring Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Octavia Spencer and Doug Jones. (S)11PM11.50Other Voices (S) (R)12.50The Outlaws (S) (R)2.05EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.15The Six O’Clock Show (S) (R)7.00Ireland AM Magazine programme. (S)10.00This Morning12.30News at 12:30 (S)1.00The Chase (S)2.00The Chase (S)3.00LOOSE WOMEN4.00EAT, SHOP, SAVE (R)4.30JUDGE JUDY5.00JUDGE JUDY5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (S)6.05THE SIX O’CLOCK SHOW (S)7PM7.00NEWS AT 7 (S)7.30EMMERDALE Mandy worries about Lydia, Chloe has her doubts. (S)8PM8.00PAUL O’GRADY: FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS Paul meets a scary-looking Spanish Mastiff. (S)8.30DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER Documentary looking back at the headline stories of the past 20 years, focusing this week on 2015. (S) (R)9PM9.00FILM: THE PUNISHER (2004) An FBI agent becomes a vigilante and takes revenge on the powerful gangland kingpin who murdered his entire family. Comic-book thriller, starring Thomas Jane and John Travolta. (S)11PM11.25GOGGLEBOX IRELAND (S) (R)12.25FILTHY HOUSE SWAP (R)1.25FEEDING THE SUPER RICH (R)2.25CLOSE6AM to 6:30PM6.00Cúla 410.30Ainmhithe Craiceáilte (R)11.00The Golden Girls (S) (R)11.30The Golden Girls (S) (R)12.00A Chef’s Life (S) (R)12.30An Cósta Thiar (R)1.00Hart to Hart Crime drama. (S) (R)1.55RASAÍ LIOS TUATHAIL Seán Bán Breathnach introduces live horse racing from Listowel, Co Kerry. Friday is Ladies’ Day at the festival.5.53AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH5.55DOMHAN AN DÚLRA A journey through nature to reveal how wondrous and wild it is.6.57AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH7PM7.00NUACHT TG47.30AN BEALACH Ó DHEAS Dermot Somers visits Sligo. (R)8PM8.00TAOIDE The various ways that man has tried to harness and control the tide. Last in the series. (R)9PM9.00FILM: THE LAST HARD MEN (1976) An escaped convict wants revenge on the sheriff he blames for his wife’s death, so kidnaps the lawman’s daughter. Western, with Charlton Heston and James Coburn. (S)10PM10.52AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH10.55COMHLUADAR CEOIL Dáithí Ó Sé catches up with Muireann Nic Amhlaoibh for chat and music. (R)11PM11.55CUMAR An examination of the artistic exploration of Galway, examining the myriad confluences that have shaped its unique cultural fabric. (R)1.15ÚDAR (R)2.00NUACHT TG4 (R)2.30VIVA CEOL TÍRE (R)3.00CLUICHE AS BAILE (R)3.55SPIN (R)4.20AN BEALACH Ó DHEAS (R)4.50FRANCE 24