Today's TV Thursday 13 October

bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)9.15RIP OFF BRITAIN (S)10.00CRIMEWATCH LIVE (S)10.45PARAMEDICS ON SCENE (S)11.15HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER Properties due to be auctioned in Stoke, Chestfield in Kent and west London. (S)12.15BARGAIN HUNT Two teams compete at Ardingly in West Sussex. (S) (R)1.00BBC NEWS AT ONE; Weather (S)1.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)1.45DOCTORS Bear refuses to admit that he has a problem. (S)2.15LONDON KILLS DI Bradford gets some bad news. (S) (R)3.00ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY Chris Bavin helps a couple find a new home in Shropshire. (S) (R)3.45ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP James Braxton and Izzie Balmer hunt for profit-making antiques in Snowdonia. James finds time to slip into chainmail and Izzie learns about a ‘beefy’ local legend. (S)4.30THE TOURNAMENT Knockout quiz, hosted by Alex Scott. (S)5.15POINTLESS Quiz, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S)6.00BBC NEWS AT SIX; Weather (S)6.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)7PM7.00THE ONE SHOW Alex Jones and Ronan Keating present the magazine show featuring a mixture of celebrity chat and stories of interest. (S)7.30EASTENDERS Suki backs out of telling the truth, while Vinny panics when a new arrival turns up in the Square. Plus, Eve is left heartbroken and Kat pushes Alfie to rectify the mess he has made. (S)8PM8.00UNBREAKABLE When everyone’s feet are back on solid ground after a terrifying leap of faith, participants Denise Welch, Stephen Bailey, Simon Weston and Shanaze Reade and their partners are set a challenge that tests their sense of direction. Then four participants have just one night to memorise all they can about a topic their partner knows all about. (S)9PM9.00AMBULANCE New series. Cameras observe the staff of North East Ambulance Service at work. Multiple crews in Darlington respond to a category one call for a patient in cardiac arrest. Nicola and Claire are dispatched to a known regular caller who is feeling suicidal. The pair arrive at the patient’s house, but she is nowhere to be seen. (S)10 PM10.00BBC NEWS AT TEN (S)10.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)10.40THE VIEW Mark Carruthers presents a review of the week’s political news, including reports on the latest events at Stormont and Westminster. Plus, comment with studio guests. (S)11PM11.20Question Time (S)12.20Newscast (S)12.55Ladhood (S) (R)1.20Ladhood (S)1.45BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.30Bargain Hunt (S) (R)7.15Antiques Road Trip (S) (R)8.00Sign Zone: Our Lives (S) (R)8.30Sign Zone: Villages by the Sea (S) (R)9.00BBC News (S)10.00BBC News (S)12.15Politics Live (S)1.00Chase the Case (S) (R)1.45Eggheads (S) (R)2.15Lightning (S) (R)2.45Glorious Gardens from Above (S) (R)3.30ALL THAT GLITTERS: BRITAIN’S NEXT JEWELLERY STAR (S) (R)4.30FLIPPING PROFIT (S) (R)5.15FLOG IT! (S) (R)6.00RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES Diarmuid Gavin, Roo Irvine, John Kearns and Claire Richards test their general knowledge skills in the penultimate round of challenges. (S)6.30STRICTLY: IT TAKES TWO Janette Manrara dishes up more backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action. Also, designer Vicky Gill gives an exclusive look at what our couples will be wearing at the weekend. (S)7PM7.00MOUNTAIN VETS Alanna and Lorna need to operate on a three-legged lurcher, but make a worrying discovery. Elsewhere, vet Martin must try to save twin lambs, and Gillian anaesthetises a goldfish. (S) (R)8PM8.00SAVING LIVES AT SEA In Swanage, in Dorset, the crew race to the rescue of a diver whose life hangs in the balance. In Kinghorn, on the east coast of Scotland, a swimmer is swept out to sea and is at severe risk of hypothermia. And on Holywell beach, in Newquay, a multi-agency operation kicks into gear when a walker suffers a serious injury. (S)9PM9.00T.S. ELIOT: INTO ’THE WASTE LAND’ An exploration of TS Eliot’s The Waste Land in its centenary year, uncovering the hidden personal story behind Eliot’s creation of his celebrated poem. For decades, Eliot discouraged biographical interpretations of his work, developing an ‘impersonal theory’ of poetry in which the life of a poet was deemed irrelevant. (S)10PM10.20GRAND TOURS OF SCOTLAND’S LOCHS Landing at Glenuig, Paul Murton makes his way inland to Loch Moidart and MacDonald country, walking the old coffin road. On the track Paul meets a trials bike enthusiast and learns the secrets of a ‘dabbing coat’ before landing off the Green Isle. (S) (R)10.30NEWSNIGHT; Weather (S)11PM11.15The Ulster Rugby Show (S)11.45Cunk on Earth (S)12.15Martin Compston’s Scottish Fling (S) (R)12.45Sign Zone: Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing (S) (R)1.15Sign Zone: Strictly Come Dancing (S) (R)3.25Sign Zone: Strictly Come Dancing: The Results (S) (R)4.10This Is BBC Two (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00GOOD MORNING BRITAIN (S)9.00LORRAINE Entertainment, current affairs and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories and celebrity gossip. Presented by Lorraine Kelly. (S)10.00THIS MORNING Daily magazine, featuring a mix of celebrity chat, showbusiness news, lifestyle features, topical discussion, health and beauty advice and more. (S)12.30LOOSE WOMEN The women put the world to rights once more. (S)1.30ITV LUNCHTIME NEWS (S); Weather (S)1.55UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)2.00DICKINSON’S REAL DEAL In Bridlington, Jan Keyne tucks into some silver Georgian cutlery, and Stewart Hofgartner has two hats to top it all off. David Dickinson presents. (S)3.00TENABLE A team of five solicitors take on the Tenable Tower. (S)3.59UTV WEATHER (S)4.00TIPPING POINT Quiz show. (S)5.00THE CHASE Bradley Walsh presents as Emma from Kettering, Joe from Sheffield, Jasmine originally from Crawley and Tom from Leeds hope to secure a cash prize. (S)6.00UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)6.30ITV EVENING NEWS (S); Weather (S)7PM7.00EMMERDALE Faith makes preparations. Meanwhile, Chas is blissfully unaware of the tragic events occurring back at home. The penny drops for Moira. (S)8PM8.00THE NATIONAL TELEVISION AWARDS 2022 Joel Dommett hosts the 27th edition of the ceremony, as stars and fans gather for one of the biggest nights in British TV, from the OVO Arena, Wembley. The NTAs celebrate television’s best-loved shows and stars in the only TV award ceremony where the winners are chosen entirely by viewers. (S)10PM10.30ITV NEWS (S); Weather11PM11.05UTV Live (S); Weather11.20The Grand Fishing Adventure (S) (R)12.15All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (S)1.10Shop: Ideal World3.00The Bottom Line (S) (R)3.50Unwind with ITV (S)5.05Dickinson’s Real Deal (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Countdown (S) (R)6.40Cheers (S) (R)7.05Cheers (S) (R)7.30Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)7.55Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.25Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.55Frasier (S) (R)9.25Frasier (S) (R)9.55Frasier (S) (R)10.25Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S) (R)11.25Channel 4 News Summary (S)11.30Help! We Bought a Village (S) (R)12.30Steph’s Packed Lunch (S)2.10Countdown (S)3.00A PLACE IN THE SUN (S) (R)4.00RENOVATION NATION (S)5.00FOUR IN A BED (S)5.30THE PERFECT PITCH The camping critics’ penultimate stop is at Mynydd Derwydd, a wild camping site on the edge of Clocaenog Forest. (S)6.00THE SIMPSONS Homer, Reverend Lovejoy and Apu go on holiday. (S) (R)6.30HOLLYOAKS Imran’s decision to continue to hide his struggles reaches boiling point. (S) (R)7PM7.00CHANNEL 4 NEWS (S)8PM8.00GEORGE CLARKE’S REMARKABLE RENOVATIONS George Clarke follows people as they breathe new life into old commercial properties. He begins in the Suffolk town of Framlingham, where pig farmer Paul and his wife Imogen have snapped up a collection of run-down and abandoned buildings, including a pub, butcher’s shop, bakery and a slaughterhouse. (S) (R)9PM9.00TASKMASTER Greg Davies sets more tasks to Dara Ó Briain, Fern Brady, John Kearns, Munya Chawawa and Sarah Millican, the intrepid players hoping to become the 14th Taskmaster champion. As the quintet of cowering comics heads out into the wilderness, Alex Horne takes notes and records numbers with admirable - bordering on irritating - efficiency. (S)10PM10.00I HATE YOU New series. Comedy about two young women in their mid-twenties and their intense, messy friendship in today’s intense, messy world. Tanya Reynolds and Melissa Saint star. (S)10.30I HATE YOU Charlie spills coffee all over a valuable document, putting her job at risk. Comedy, starring Tanya Reynolds and Melissa Saint. (S)11PM11.05Embarrassing Bodies (S) (R)12.05First Dates Hotel (S) (R)1.0024 Hours in A&E (S) (R)1.55Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (S) (R)2.45Come Dine with Me (S) (R)3.10Come Dine with Me (S) (R)3.40Come Dine with Me (S) (R)4.10Come Dine with Me (S) (R)4.35Come Dine with Me (S) (R)5.05Wondrous Wales (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Kid-E-Cats (S)6.05PEPPA PIG (S) (R)6.10PEPPA PIG (S) (R)6.15Oggy Oggy (S)6.25Blue’s Clues & You (S) (R)6.45Fireman Sam (S) (R)6.55Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! (S) (R)7.10Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.20Paw Patrol (S) (R)7.30Milo (S) (R)7.45PIP AND POSY (S) (R)7.55The Adventures of Paddington (S) (R)8.15Paw Patrol (S) (R)8.30Peppa Pig (S) (R)8.40Daisy & Ollie (S) (R)8.50Odo (S) (R)8.55Ricky Zoom (S) (R)9.10Sunny Bunnies (S) (R)9.15JEREMY VINE (S)12.45HOLIDAY HOMES IN THE SUN (S)1.405 NEWS AT LUNCHTIME (S)1.45HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)2.15FILM: THE GUESTHOUSE MURDER (2021) Thriller, starring Brittany Underwood. (S)4.00BARGAIN-LOVING BRITS IN THE SUN (S)5.005 NEWS AT 5 (S)6.00WALKING TUDOR BRITAIN Suzannah Lipscomb takes to foot all around the country on the trail of history’s most fascinating dynasty. (S)6.30EGGHEADS The friends and family team Smokies on the Water take on the experts. (S)6.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)7PM7.00SAVE MONEY ON YOUR SUPERMARKET SHOP Angellica Bell investigates ‘magic bags’, where you can get them and what you might hope to find in them. Families take part in a challenge to see what meals they can cook up. Plus, Alexis Conran goes in pursuit of his favourite cheese - feta. Last in the series. (S)7.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)8PM8.00WESTMINSTER ABBEY: BEHIND CLOSED DOORS Cameras focus on heritage cleaner Vittoria, who cares for the tomb of The Unknown Warrior, an unidentified soldier killed on the Western Front during the First World War. Meanwhile, led by minor canon Mark Birch, preparations are underway for a service of thanksgiving to mark ANZAC Day. (S); 5 News Update (S)9PM9.00ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL Siegfried and Tristan are left in charge of Skeldale House, when Mrs Hall takes time off to meet up with an important person from her past. Siegfried immediately puts Tristan in charge of housekeeping duties and focuses on running the practice and educating a visiting work experience boy named Andrew Simmonds. (S)10PM10.001978: WINTER OF DISCONTENT The story of the period of industrial action between November 1978 and February 1979 that changed the face of Britain, with contributions by Esther Rantzen, David Hamilton, Carole Malone and Alastair Stewart. With the worst weather for a decade, 13 million days were lost to strikes, with thousands of schools closed. (S) (R)11PM11.30FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) Romantic thriller, with Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. (S)12.30Entertainment News on 5 (S) (R)12.35FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) Concluded. (S)2.00The LeoVegas Live Casino Show (S)4.00Entertainment News on 5 (S)4.10Bad Girls Behind Bars (S) (R)5.05Wildlife SOS (S) (R)5.20Milkshake! Monkey’s Amazing Adventures (S) (R)5.30Peppa Pig (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00EURONEWS7.05TELESHOPPING7.40TELESHOPPING8.15TODAY Weather10.20THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW (S) (R)11.10DOCTORS (S); Weather11.50LEADERS’ QUESTIONS (S)12.45TELLY BINGO (S)1.00RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)1.30HOME AND AWAY Ziggy hides a secret from Dean. (S)2.00SHORTLAND STREET (S)2.30THE BIG DIY CHALLENGE (S) (R)3.00EASTENDERS (S) (R)3.30TODAY Featuring entertainment and celebrity news, consumer advice, and Ireland’s biggest giveaways. (S) (R)5.40NUACHT5.55RTÉ NEWS WITH SIGNING (S)6.00THE ANGELUS (R)6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather (S)7PM7.00WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON? Presenter Maia Dunphy meets three families from around the country who are pledging to reduce their carbon footprints by making small changes to the way they live. (S)8PM8.00EASTENDERS Vinny panics when a new arrival turns up in the Square. Meanwhile, Eve is left heartbroken and Kat pushes Alfie to rectify the mess he has made. (S)8.30FAIR CITY Hayley tries to cheer up Sharon, but Sharon remains distracted. Doug reveals his doubts over his ability to keep baby Nora safe in the wake of Cian’s murder. (S)9PM9.00RTÉ NEWS: NINE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)9.35PRIME TIME In-depth analysis of current affairs and topical reports, presented by Miriam O’Callaghan and Fran McNulty. (S)10PM10.15FOSTER & ALLEN – LOST IN MUSIC Documentary following the musical duo as they put on a concert in which they perform interpretations of old and new songs in collaboration with emerging artists. (S)11PM11.15Ultimate Hell Week: The Professionals (S) (R)12.20Once Upon a Time in Iraq (S) (R)1.30Prime Time (S) (R)2.10Telly Bingo (S) (R)2.25Doctors (S) (R)2.55EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EuroNews8.00news2day (S) (R)8.10Wild Kratts (S) (R)8.35Body Brothers (R)8.45The Bagel and Becky Show (S) (R)9.10The Imagination Machine (S) (R)9.20True Hue (R)9.25Bing (R)9.35Alva’s World (S) (R)9.45Alva’s World (S) (R)10.00Peppa Pig (R)10.05Navigating the Rough Seas (R)10.10Peek Zoo (S) (R)10.15Peek Zoo (S) (R)10.25Brewster the Rooster (S) (R)10.35Mya Go (S)10.40Pirata & Capitano (S) (R)10.50Let’s Find Out (S) (R)11.05Bright Sparks (S) (R)11.15Everything’s Rosie (S) (R)11.30Everything’s Rosie (S) (R)11.40Squad Goals (S) (R)12.10The Next Step (S) (R)12.35JourneyCam (S) (R)12.50Storybud (S) (R)12.55The Strange Chores (S) (R)1.05The Strange Chores (S) (R)1.20The Dumping Ground (S) (R)1.50The Bagel and Becky Show (S) (R)2.00The Bagel and Becky Show (S) (R)2.15Body Brothers (S) (R)2.304 O’Clock Club (S) (R)3.00Leonardo (S) (R)3.35Malory Towers (S) (R)4.05Ballybraddan (S) (R)4.20news2day (S)4.30THE SIMPSONS (S) (R)5.00THE GOLDBERGS (S) (R)5.30THE BIG BANG THEORY (S) (R)6.00SHORTLAND STREET (S) (R)6.30HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)7PM7.00WORLD’S MOST LUXURIOUS Documentary series taking a look at the luxuries enjoyed by the super rich. Cameras take a peek inside the world’s most luxurious homes. (S) (R)8PM8.00WORLD’S WEIRDEST HOMES Charlie Luxton explores jaw-dropping homes and unusual residences, and examines why the people who live in them choose to escape the everyday world. He meets a group of scientists pretending they live on Mars, a billionaire YouTube celebrity with his own zoo and a Bible-obsessed Dutch entrepreneur. (S) (R)9PM9.00THE YOUNG OFFENDERS The baby is due soon and Siobhan is upset with the arguing of both families, so Orla suggests that everyone go away for a weekend break together. (S) (R)9.35TAKEAWAY TITANS It’s the final and the five takeaway teams who each won their heat return to the kitchen to cook one more dish which could clinch them the win. Last in the series. (S)10PM10.35NO WORRIES IF NOT! Fast-paced, viral sketch show with the biggest stars of Irish online comedy - Sean Burke, Michael Fry, Emma Doran and Killian Sundermann. (S)11PM11.05Line of Duty (S) (R)12.15The Salisbury Poisonings (S)1.10SemiDetached (S) (R)1.40Semi-Detached (S) (R)2.10EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.15The Six O’Clock Show (S) (R)7.00Ireland AM (S)10.00This Morning12.30News at 12:30 (S)1.00The Chase (S) (R)2.00The Chase (S) (R)3.00LOOSE WOMEN4.00GINO’S COASTAL ODYSSEY (R)4.30JUDGE JUDY5.00JUDGE JUDY5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (S)6.05THE SIX O’CLOCK SHOW (S)7PM7.00NEWS AT 77.30EMMERDALE Chas is unaware of the events occurring back at home. (S)8PM8.00EMMERDALE (S)8.30BRADLEY & BARNEY WALSH: BREAKING DAD9PM9.00THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND THE CANOE New series. Plagued by debt and facing bankruptcy, John Darwin decides to fake his own death, much to the horror of his wife. Fact-based drama, with Eddie Marsan and Monica Dolan.10PM10.00THE TONIGHT SHOW (S)11PM11.00THE HOLIDAY (S) (R)12.00PRIME SUSPECT USA (S) (R)1.00CRACKER (S) (R)2.05SHETLAND3.10CLOSE5.25THE TONIGHT SHOW (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM7.00Cúla 411.10The Wonder Years (S) (R)11.40The Golden Girls (S) (R)12.10River Cottage Australia (S) (R)12.40Garraí Glas (R)1.10Hart to Hart (S)2.05Shark Tank (S)3.00Cúla 45.27AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH5.30CEOL NA TALÚN (R)6.00THE GOLDEN GIRLS (S) (R)6.30THE WONDER YEARS Kevin discovers his first pimple. (S) (R)6.57AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH7PM7.00NUACHT TG47.30CEOL ÓN CHLANN Armagh musical family, the Vallelys. (R)8PM8.00TURAS BÓTHAIR New series. Car-based chat, captured in vehicles rigged with cameras.8.30ROS NA RÚN Bobbi Lee arrives back from her honeymoon, but she is very different to the Bobbi Lee that left.9PM9.00ROGHA GLÓR TÍRE Featuring the best of country and Irish music from Lorraine McDonald and her band the Conquerors, along with performances from the winners of the Glór Tíre. (R)9.30UNDERDOGS The participants hear from four-time All-Ireland-winning Limerick captain Declan Hannon.10PM10.30FÍORSCÉAL Education in South Africa, where though there is a lack in funding, dedicated teachers and students are managing to succeed through their faith in their future.11PM11.32AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH11.35ROS NA RÚN David stands his ground, tired of being taken advantage of. (R)12.05SHARK TANK (S) (R)1.00DÁIL ÉIREANN1.25FRANCE 245.30FRANCE 24