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Today's TV Saturday 14 May

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bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)10.00SATURDAY KITCHEN LIVE Matt Tebbutt is joined by James Knappett, Andi Oliver and Iain Stirling. (S)11.30THE AIRPORT: BACK IN THE SKIES Daily life at Heathrow during the pandemic. (S) (R)12.00FOOTBALL FOCUS Alex Scott and guests review the week’s headlines. (S)1.00BBC NEWS (S)1.15MOTDX Football discussion presented by Jermaine Jenas. (S)1.45MOTD TOP 10 MOST MEMORABLE FA CUP FINALS A countdown of classic finals. (S) (R)2.15FA CUP REWIND A look back at great moments from the competition. (S)3.15FA CUP: ROAD TO WEMBLEY A look back at Chelsea and Liverpool’s routes to the 2022 final, featuring highlights of all their fixtures from the third round onward. (S) (R)3.45BBC NEWS (S)3.55BBC NEWSLINE (S); Weather4.00MATCH OF THE DAY LIVE: THE FA CUP Chelsea v Liverpool (Kick-off 4.45pm). Coverage of the FA Cup final from Wembley Stadium, as the teams meet in a domestic cup final for the second time this season. (S)7PM7.15POINTLESS CELEBRITIES Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a Eurovision edition of the quiz, with Jay Aston, Mike Nolan, SuRie, Dana, Jade Ewen, John Lundvik, Niamh Kavanagh and Mans Zelmerlow. (S) (R)8PM8.00EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2022 Coverage of the 66th staging of the annual song competition from Turin, where the UK is represented by singer and social media personality Sam Ryder. Graham Norton commentates. (S)11PM12.00BBC News (S); Weather12.20MOTD: FA Cup Highlights (S)12.50Weather for the Week Ahead (S)12.55BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00The Dengineers (S) (R)6.30Blue Peter (S) (R)7.00Britain’s Best Young Artist (S) (R)7.30Britain’s Best Young Artist (S) (R)8.00Deadly Predators Documentary. (S) (R)8.30Super Smart Animals (S) (R)9.30DIY SOS: The Big Build (S) (R)10.30The Great British Sewing Bee (S) (R)11.30Britain’s Top Takeaways (S) (R)12.30The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure (S) (R)1.30Richard Attenborough: Talking Pictures (S) (R)2.10FILM: IN WHICH WE SERVE (1942) Second World War drama, starring Noel Coward. (S) (b/w)4.00COMMANDO: BRITAIN’S OCEAN WARRIORS (S) (R)5.05FLOG IT! (S) (R)5.45RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES (S) (R)6.15HOME GROUND (S) (R)6.45GARDENING TOGETHER WITH DIARMUID GAVIN Demonstrating the best weeding techniques. (S) (R)7PM7.00THE A-Z OF EUROVISION Rylan narrates this alphabetical guide to all things Eurovision, including the best interval acts, comic voting gaffes and funniest commentary moments. (S) (R)8PM8.00FILM: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (2015) A Victorian woman struggling to maintain her independence attracts the attention of three very different men. Period drama, with Carey Mulligan and Matthias Schoenaerts. (S)9PM9.55LATER – WITH JOOLS HOLLAND New series. The long-running music programme returns, with Jools joined at the Alexandra Palace Theatre in north London by Wet Leg, Obongjayar, Joe Bonamassa and Cat Burns. (S)10PM10.40FILM: THIS IS SPINAL TAP (1984) A British rock band embark on a disastrous American tour with a film crew in tow to record the mayhem. Spoof documentary, with Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer. (S)11PM12.00Abba at the BBC (S) (R)1.00FILM: Piranhas (2020) Crime drama, starring Francesco Di Napoli.2.45This Is BBC Two (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)6.10The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)6.20The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)6.35Thunderbirds Are Go (S) (R)7.00Dare Master @Home (S) (R)7.05Mr Bean: The Animated Series (S) (R)7.15Mr Bean: The Animated Series (S) (R)7.30Inspector Gadget (S) (R)7.45Inspector Gadget (S) (R)8.00Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! Animated adventure. (S) (R)8.25ITV NEWS (S)8.30GARRAWAY’S GOOD STUFF (S)9.25JAMES MARTIN’S SATURDAY MORNING (S)11.35AINSLEY’S GOOD MOOD FOOD (S)12.35JAMES MARTIN’S ISLANDS TO HIGHLANDS James visits the Peak District. (S) (R)1.05ITV NEWS (S); Weather1.15ITV RACING: LIVE FROM NEWBURY Ed Chamberlin presents coverage of the 3.20 Lockinge Stakes from Newbury, which follows races at 2.10 and 2.45. Plus, three races from Newmarket. (S)3.45FA CUP FINAL Chelsea v Liverpool (Kick-off 4.45pm). Coverage of the showpiece match from Wembley Stadium, where the teams face each other for the fourth time in a domestic setting this season. (S)7PM7.30ITV NEWS; Weather (S)7.45UTV LIVE (S); Weather8PM8.00BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT Ant and Dec host as more awe-inspiring and showstopping performers take to the stage to try to impress the judges and secure their place in the live semifinals. (S)9PM9.20THE 1% CLUB Quiz hosted by Lee Mack in which the questions are all about logic and common sense, with 100 contestants in every show having a chance of winning up to £100,000. (S)10PM10.20ITV NEWS (S); Weather10.35FILM: PRETTY WOMAN (1990) A millionaire businessman hires a prostitute for a week, and falls in love with her despite their many differences. Romantic comedy, starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. (S)11PM12.55Shop: Ideal World3.00Parveen’s Indian Kitchen (S) (R)3.50Unwind with ITV (S)5.05Nadia’s Family Feasts (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Cheers (S) (R)6.25Cheers (S) (R)6.55Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)7.20Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)7.45Frasier (S) (R)8.15Frasier (S) (R)8.45The Simpsons (S) (R)9.15The Simpsons (S) (R)9.45The Simpsons (S) (R)10.15The Simpsons (S) (R)10.50Four in a Bed (S) (R)11.20Four in a Bed (S) (R)11.55Four in a Bed (S) (R)12.25Four in a Bed (S)12.55Four in a Bed (S)1.30LIVE FORMULA E Coverage of race two of the Berlin ePrix (Start-time 2.00pm), held at Tempelhof Airport Street Circuit, as the fifth meeting of the campaign concludes. (S)3.30A PLACE IN THE SUN A Dagenham couple looking for a holiday home on the Costa Dorada. (S) (R)4.35FIND IT, FIX IT, FLOG IT (S) (R)5.20THE SECRET LIFE OF THE ZOO (S)5.50UGLY HOUSE TO LOVELY HOUSE WITH GEORGE CLARKE (S) (R)6.45CHANNEL 4 NEWS (S) (R)7PM7.15A LAKE DISTRICT FARM SHOP Farm shop buyer Alex travels to Morecambe Bay for a visit to Furness Fish, who trawl for the local delicacy of potted brown shrimp, a tradition dating back to the 18th century. (S)8PM8.15DEVON AND CORNWALL: FARMING LIVES Special episode exploring the lives of people who work the land in south-west England, including a family who have found an innovative way of keeping their potato farm in profit. (S)9PM9.20FILM: BLOODSHOT (2020) Premiere. A resurrected Marine with augmented abilities tries to solve a conspiracy that robbed him of the woman he loved. Sci-fi thriller, starring Vin Diesel and Guy Pearce. (S)11PM11.25FILM: Den of Thieves (2018) Crime thriller, starring Gerard Butler. (S)2.00Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (S) (R)2.50Come Dine with Me (S) (R)3.45Hollyoaks Omnibus (S) (R)5.45The Perfect Pitch (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00The Wonderful World of Baby Animals (S) (R)6.05The Secret Life of Puppies (S) (R)6.10Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (S) (R)6.25Little Princess (S) (R)6.35Noddy: Toyland Detective (S) (R)6.50Brave Bunnies (S)6.55Thomas & Friends (S)7.10Milo (S) (R)7.20Pip and Posy (S) (R)7.25Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.30Fireman Sam (S) (R)7.45Paw Patrol (S) (R)8.00Baby Shark’s Big Show! (S)8.20Pirata & Capitano (S) (R)8.35Ricky Zoom (S) (R)8.50The Adventures of Paddington (S) (R)9.00Mimi’s World (S)9.20The World According to Grandpa (S) (R)9.30Meet the Experts (S) (R)9.40Milkshake! Monkey’s Amazing Adventures (S) (R)9.50Peppa Pig (S) (R)9.55Circle Square (S) (R)10.05SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (S) (R)10.30ENTERTAINMENT NEWS ON 5 (S)10.35FRIENDS (S) (R)1.00OUR YORKSHIRE FARM (S) (R)2.00OUR YORKSHIRE FARM (S) (R)3.05FILM: THREE MEN AND A BABY (1987) Comedy, starring Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg. (S)4.05ENTERTAINMENT NEWS ON 5 (S)4.10FILM: THREE MEN AND A BABY (1987) Concluded. (S)5.05FILM: THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY (1990) Comedy sequel, starring Tom Selleck. (S)7PM7.055 NEWS WEEKEND (S)7.10FILM: GEOSTORM (2017) The designer of climate-controlling satellites tries to get to the bottom of a conspiracy when they go haywire. Sci-fi thriller, starring Gerard Butler. (S)8PM8.105 NEWS UPDATE (S)8.15FILM: GEOSTORM (2017) Concluded. (S)9PM9.20STEPTOE & SON: SECRETS & SCANDALS Behind the scenes of the comedy, revealing a political intervention that may have landed Labour a general election majority by shifting a broadcast of an episode. (S)10PM10.15FILM: STEPTOE AND SON (1972) Harold marries a stripper – but makes the mistake of letting Albert tag along on the honeymoon. Comedy based on the TV series, starring Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell. (S)11PM12.10Eurovision: Secrets & Scandals (S) (R)1.05Entertainment News on 5 (S)1.15The LeoVegas Live Casino Show (S)3.15Entertainment News on 5 (S)3.25St. Tropez: Home of the Rich and Famous (S) (R)4.20Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (S) (R)5.10House Doctor (S) (R)5.35Peppa Pig (S) (R)5.40Paw Patrol (S) (R)5.50Milkshake! Monkey’s Amazing Adventures (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00EURONEWS6.15TELESHOPPING6.50TELESHOPPING7.25TELESHOPPING8.00ROS NA RÚN (S)9.00FAIR CITY OMNIBUS (S); Weather10.25MONARCH OF THE GLEN (R); Weather11.30MY KITCHEN RULES: AUSTRALIA (S) (R)12.35SUPER GARDEN (S) (R)1.05RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)1.15THE PLANETS (S) (R)2.25ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES (S) (R)2.55FILM: A LITTLE PRINCESS (1995) Family drama, with Liesel Matthews. (S)4.45GREAT LIGHTHOUSES OF IRELAND (S) (R)5.45NUACHT; RTÉ News with Signing6.00THE ANGELUS (R)6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather (S)6.35REELING IN THE YEARS (S)7PM7.00HOME ADVANTAGE Quiz hosted by Jennifer Zamparelli in which one player from each of three teams is present in the studio while their families support from home. (S); Lotto8PM8.00EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2022 Marty Whelan returns to the commentary box for coverage of the 66th staging of the annual song competition, hosted by Italian TV and radio presenter Alessandro Cattelan and singers Laura Pausini and Mika from PalaOlimpico in Turin. (S); Weather11PM11.55FILM: Dancing at Lughnasa (1998) Period drama, starring Michael Gambon and Meryl Streep. (S)1.40Make Me Famous (S) (R)2.45Last Tango in Halifax (S) (R)3.40EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EuroNews7.45Fireman Sam (R)7.55Remy & Boo (R)8.05Let’s Find Out (S) (R)8.25Hetty Feather (S) (R)8.55Malory Towers (S) (R)9.25Keep It Up (S) (R)9.55Keep It Up (S) (R)10.30Junior Bake Off (S) (R)11.00Junior Bake Off (S) (R)11.35Nova Jones (S) (R)12.05news2day Weekly (S)12.25MEERKAT MANOR: RISE OF THE DYNASTY The Ubuntus threatens to make Flint homeless. (S)12.55HOME AND AWAY Marilyn admits she is having a relapse. (S) (R)1.25HOME AND AWAY A robbery at the diner reveals a shocking truth to Cash. (S) (R)1.55HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)2.25CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MAGAZINE2.55YOUNG SHELDON (S) (R)3.25TOP GEAR The team test drives the latest SUVs. Last in the series. (S) (R)4.25FILM: SHREK 2 (2004) The ogre meets his in-laws, who are unimpressed with their daughter’s choice of husband. Animated adventure sequel, with the voice of Mike Myers. (S)6.00WW2 – FRONTLINES Stalin’s generals compete to avenge the Nazi’s assault in the East, as the last savage chapter in the Battle for Europe takes place in Berlin in 1945. Last in the series. (S)7PM7.55HITLER’S LAST STAND In the aftermath of Hitler’s downfall, a combined force of American and surrendered German soldiers must protect French prisoners of war from SS forces. Last in the series. (S)8PM8.00THE BLACK AMERICAN FIGHT FOR FREEDOM Fifty years on from the promise of equality and the Civil Rights Act, this documentary reveals moments where America had the chance to become more equal. (S)9PM9.00FILM: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE (2015) A streetwise teenager is given the opportunity to work with a super-secret spy organisation. Action comedy based on a comic book, starring Colin Firth and Taron Egerton. (S)11PM11.20FILM: Pride (2014) Fact-based drama, starring Ben Schnetzer. (S)1.35North and South (S) (R)3.15EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.10Think Tank (R)7.00Think Tank (R)8.00Taste of Italy (R)9.00Ireland AM (S)12.00John and Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen (R)1.15LIVE RACING Ed Chamberlin presents coverage of the 3.20 Lockinge Stakes from Newbury, which follows races at 2.10 and 2.45. Plus, three races from Newmarket.3.45THE SECRET LIFE OF OUR PETS (R)4.45CATCHPHRASE (S) (R)5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (R)6.00TIPPING POINT: LUCKY STARS With the Rev Richard Coles, Toyah Willcox and Sharron Davies. Last in the series.7PM7.00ROMEO & DUET Dating show, presented by Oti Mabuse.8PM8.00BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT More performers take to the stage.9PM9.20THE GAMES: THE FINAL Holly Willoughby and Freddie Flintoff present the finals. Last in the series.10PM10.50SEVENTEEN DAYS IN THE CRUCIBLE Ken Doherty’s World Snooker Championship win in 1997. (S) (R)11PM12.05THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW (R)1.05GORDON, GINO AND FRED: ROAD TRIP (R)2.05THE BEST OF IRELAND AM3.30CLOSE6AM to 6:30PM7.00Cúla 48.27Big Bear and Squeak (R)8.32Cúla 410.00GAA (R)11.00On the Limit Sports12.00Murder, She Wrote (S) (R)12.55The Golden Girls (S) (R)1.25The Wonder Years (S) (R)1.50Survivor: Winners at War (R)2.52Cúla 44.27AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH National and international weather. (R)4.30GAA BEO Kildare v Tyrone (Throw-in 5.00pm). Live coverage of the All Ireland Final in the EirGrid U20 Football Championship. Presented by Micheál Ó Domhnaill.6.57AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH National and international weather7PM7.00NUACHT TG47.15LÁ DÁR SAOL Part two of two. Documentary looking at the changes that occur on Earth in a single day, this time focusing on the changes in geology and how human life is affecting it. (R)8PM8.15OPRY LE DANIEL Country group the Ryan Family perform alongside Daniel O’Donnell at the Millennium Forum in Derry. (R)9PM9.17AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH National and international weather.9.20FILM: PLATOON (1986) A recruit is thrown into the thick of the Vietnam War and finds himself caught up in a lethal feud between two sergeants. Oscar-winning drama, with Charlie Sheen and Willem Dafoe11PM11.35CU BURN Charlie shares some unusual cigarettes at a wake, and discovers they contain more than just tobacco. Last in the series. (R)12.10FARGO (S) (R)1.25FRANCE 245.30FRANCE 24