SLEB Safari has cancelled its subscription to Vogue and switched allegiances to Vague after seeing both magazines' April covers.
Where Anna Wintour bowed to pressure and put ego-maniacs Kanye West and Kim Kardashian on the front of her magazine, Vague chose to celebrate a cross-species love affair that has spanned the decades. Where Vogue said Kanye and Kim were the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple, Vague handed the crown to Kermit and Piggy as the #universesmosttalkedaboutcouple.
As spoofs go The Muppets have won trotters down.