NEVER for a moment did Sleb Safari think it and Rod Stewart, a gentleman of a certain vintage, would be singing from the same hymn sheet when it came to men's fashion.
Rod has been moaning about a failure by today's young uns to get dressed up when they're heading out on the town.
"You go to dinner and see beautifully dressed women with men like tramps wearing trainers, jeans and T-shirts. If I was a woman I'd say: 'Are you taking me out looking like that, toe rag?’” To which Sleb Safari says bravo sir, bravo.