NEWS just in... the unexpected friendship of the year award has gone to Lady GaGa and Dot Cotton from EastEnders.
The GaGa and Dot, June Brown to her friends, had a love-in when they met on Graham Norton's sofa last Friday to the point that the kooky New Yorker singer, who was wearing thee black swan on her head, told the actress: "I want to drink from your cup to see what those genes are".
Dot, who is 86, and GaGa, who is a whole pensioner younger, are probably going to collaborate in the recording studio now. At least in Sleb Safari's mind that's what's going to happen.
And maybe it will if Sleb Safari wishes hard enough.