This is what successful people do, according to 14 hilarious memes

When Twitter user @APompliano tried to explain his views on the keys to success with a numbered list, he perhaps hoped it would inspire his fellow users.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Read constantly2. Workout daily3. Are innately curious4. Have laser focus5. Believe in themselves6. Build incredible teams7. Admit they know very little8. Constantly work to improve9. Demand excellence in everything they do
— Pomp 🌪 (@APompliano) June 10, 2018
The most significant response to his list of nine common traits “successful people” have, however, is parody – in fact, he’s inspired the meme of the moment.
Here’s what some others think successful people do.
1.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Take good naps2. Eat regular meals3. Enjoy exercise4. Like a good treat5. Covered in fur6. Aren't actually people7. Are golden retrievers https://t.co/K1yNGvgadT
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 14, 2018

2.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Never give you up.2. Never let you down.3. Never run around or desert you. https://t.co/hT8zWrdnCB
— Mike Wallis (@nalsa) June 14, 2018

3.
The most successful people I've met:
Consult the dictionary when necessary https://t.co/60ZodfrR5X
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) June 13, 2018

4.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Sleep 16 hours a day.2. Will lie to you constantly about when they last ate.3. Can jump six times their length.4. Use their whiskers to see if they can fit in a space.5. Have tiny beautiful toe beans.6. They're cats. https://t.co/eN7vQ1OClO
— Catherine (@cafernlloyd) June 14, 2018

5.
The most successful people I’ve met:
1. Read constantly2. Eat 10 pounds of spare ribs in a day3. Make bagpipes sounds when they poot4. Can fit their fist in their mouth5. Never speak when they can scream6. Wear Viking helmets https://t.co/XGhHo8jinr
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) June 14, 2018

6.
The most successful people I've met:1. Drinks a whiskey drink2. Drinks a Vodka drink3. Drinks a Lager drink4. Drinks a Cider drink5. Sings the songs that remind him of the good times6. Sings the songs that remind him of the best timeshttps://t.co/8u5zppPMn4
— Nick Hannula (@NickHannula) June 14, 2018

7.
The most successful people I’ve met:
1. Can concentrate for long periods of time.2. Are happy to work on their own.3. Have forward facing eyes.4. Can rotate their heads 270°.5. Regurgitate food waste as pellets.6. Wait, I think this is owls.7. Yep, sorry. I meant owls. https://t.co/Srps4RtVLd
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) June 14, 2018

8.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Are born rich. It's really easy that way. https://t.co/X3KEnneWBW
— alex peysakhovich (@alex_peys) June 12, 2018

9.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Constantly eat honey or marmalade2. Don't wear pants3. Are bears https://t.co/Mh5jJ7uCyi
— Salty Alfrey (@SaltyAlf) June 14, 2018

10.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Wear purple overalls2. Have a mustache3. Are named Wario https://t.co/FmQNKNuRSn
— MEI GUEVARA ☭ 🏳️🌈 (@AntDipalma) June 14, 2018

11.
The most successful people I’ve met:
1. Ross2. Rachel3. Joey4. Monica5. Chandler6. Phoebe7. Friends! https://t.co/j573DyV8Td
— Robin Allender (@robinallender) June 14, 2018

12.
The most successful people I’ve met: 1. Cut off all2. Communication 3. With me4. Almost immediately https://t.co/6kUwtTEdhx
— claire (@SorryDontClaire) June 14, 2018

13.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Drink water2. Get sleep3. Know what Kombucha is4. Avoid it5. Never touch birds6. Own 6 pairs of jeans7. Forage in dumpsters behind Olive Gardens8. Speak in tongues9. Are 2 short people stacked on top of each other in one big coat. https://t.co/ViL01G3a78
— 🏳️🌈Jenny "Hummingbird Truther" Trout (@Jenny_Trout) June 14, 2018

14.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Don't2. Use 3. Twitter https://t.co/DJ7UOovu5j
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) June 14, 2018
Disclaimer – not all of that listed above will bring success.