I'm A Celebrity day 18 live
It's Wednesday of week 3 and there are only six I'm A Celebrity campmates left. Last night Jessica and Russell exited the camp after they'd had a night in the Castle Inn, sinking pints and pie and singing karaoke. it was epic.
Join me at 9pm for the craic.
If you missed last night's episode, here's a recap
9.04pm That Vernon Kay is a wind-up merchant
9.06pm Jordan has suggested a game of hide and seek and as he's the seeker he's in a corner counting to 120. "One elephant... two elephant... three elephant." He is the gift that keeps giving
9.08pm Shane has correctly predicted that Jordan will start to feel scared if he can't find them
9.15pm Treats from home for AJ, Giovanna and Jordan after AJ and Jessica won their castle coins challenge which involved a horse that was more decorative than purposeful. A bit like the wolf/rescue dog from the other night
9.18pm Awh, Team North sent a lovely message to Jordan
9.24pm What's the craic with that pair of glasses that Ant and Dec are killing themselves laughing about? Did I miss something?
9.25pm Shane and Mo are acting out a scene from EastEnders with Shane playing Alfie and Mo playing Phil Mitchell. It is unmissable telly. Incredible to think that this year's I'm A Celebrity has provided us with new episodes of EastEnders and The Crown
9.31pm Giovanna is the only woman left in the camp after Jessica left. Who is she going to ask to pump water for her in the shower? Probably Jordan who'll squeal and giggle and be excellent value for money
9.35pm Mo and AJ are finding out what their trial involves and Mo is already nervous
9.37pm And he's off! The squeals! You have to love Mo Farah. If his voice gets any higher soon only dogs will be able to hear him
9.38pm The more we see of Mo and the more we get to know him the more I think he'll still be there come Friday night
9.46pm If this is what Game of Thrones was like I'm glad I didn't watch it
9.48pm Mo was off that chair like a sprinter out of the blocks
10pm Vernon and Mo have Shane convinced that when you're made a sir the Queen sends you one of her butlers. Lol after lol
10.03pm Crab for dinner
10.03pm Mo says no
10.04pm The campmates are quiet as dinner is prepared. Or in Giovanna words - "Tonight even Vernon wasn't forthcoming with his opinions which was quite rate for him"
10.06pm That portion of crab wouldn't even have filled a hole in AJ's tooth and he looks as though he could cry. Doubt if he'd have the energy for a quick step
10.08pm Two campmates are leaving; it's AJ and Mo
10.09pm Boo. I wanted Mo to make the final. Guess I should have voted for him then
10.10pm The final four are Vernon, Shane, Giovanna and Jordan
10.20pm AJ and Mo both want Giovanna to win
10.21pm My prediction - Mo is going to eat nothing but sticky toffee pudding for a week and AJ is going to do nothing but eat for a week.
Join me tomorrow, same time, same place, when we will laugh ourselves silly at the celebrity cyclone