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I'm A Celebrity day 17 live

 Giovanna Fletcher
 Giovanna Fletcher  Giovanna Fletcher

It's Tuesday of week 3 in the I'm A Celebrity camp and last night we said goodbye to Victoria and Beverley in a surprise double eviction. Meanwhile, Jordan fell off his chair and the mystery of the sprinkling tinkler continued.

If you missed last night's episode here's a recap 

9.06pm  The celebrities are tired and hungry which for most people is a recipe for rows. They are waxing lyrical about the red bananas they're eating

9.09pm  They are still talking about bananas

9.12pm  Shane and Beverley are doing a castle coins challenge which involves putting the name of 10 pubs in order from most to least common. Alfie Moon and Liz McDonald should be a dab hand at this

9.14pm  They've done it and that means a night in the pub for the camp mates

9.21pm  Reggie Kray was Jordan North's great ankle??? That cockney accent is superb

9.22pm  Jordan has lost weight and a six pack has appeared. His joy is off the charts. Shane is nearly as excited as Jordan. It's quite sweet really

9.28pm  When does the night at the pub begin? I think most people are ready for a night at the pub but we'll have to live vicariously through the campmates

9.31pm  Giovanna and Vernon's trial is going to be minging. Vernon has to stick his head into a large bucket and Giovanna has to throw armfuls of horrible things into the bucket. Things like fish guts

9.35pm  Vernon looks like he's been to the vet for a minor procedure and has to wear a cone of shame for a day or two

9.39pm  Poor Vernon. Fish guts and now awful offal. Some of that must be splashing into his mouth

9.44pm  This is a real endurance trial. They have won eight out of a possible eight stars so hats/cone of shame off to them

9.54pm  The Castle Inn is open! This is always the best night of the series

9.56pm  Karaoke time and Shane is first up with The Jam's Town Called Malice. Sweet suffering... Jordan doesn't have a note in his head but his performance is the stuff of legend

9.48pm  Sweet Caroline... Backstreet Boys... Vernon break dancing. This is torture! I want a night out!

9.59pm  Are you watching Mariah Carey????????? No Christmas karaoke is complete without an hommage to the elusive chanteuse

10.07pm  Two celebrities are going home

10.08pm  It's Russell and Jessica. Russell is the first man to leave the camp, Jessica is the fifth woman. Jessica's castle highlights showreel should just be that drinking trial

10.20pm  Jessica would like Giovanna to win and Russell would like AJ to win but thinks Shane will. There are now only six contestants left in camp and the live final is on Friday. 

Join me tomorrow, same time, same place, for more carry on from the camp