I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Day 2 live
The 10 celebrity campmates have spent their first night in Gwrych Castle and at 9pm tonight we'll find out who snores the loudest, whether Shane Richie ever worked out how to use a hammock and if the rabbit gave anyone indigestion.
Shane and Jordan North have been chosen to face the first trial, the appealingly named Viper Vault, and Jordan doesn't know whether to cry or vomit. My money's on both.
Join me at 9pm!
9.04pm Mo Farah has done a Shane Richie and fallen out of his hammock in the middle of the night. You couldn't make it up
9.06pm The first emptying of the toilet in the 2020 camp. An enviable task you must agree. AJ Pritchard took to it like a duck to water. Did you know Shane Richie has a faeces phobia? You couldn't make it up
9.10pm Hollie is leading the campmates in 10 "cheeky squats". Now Mo is teaching them the Mo-bot. Is Joe Wicks about to make a guest appearance?
9.11pm Next, AJ Pritchard will teach the campmates the samba
9.12pm Jordan is displaying a surprisingly detailed knowledge of Beverley's workout gear from her three million different exercise videos. He's going to be nominated for each and every trial isn't he?
9.21pm Jordan is insisting on telling Mo Farah that he watched a rubbish DVD and ate horrible pizza rather than Mo's 2012 Olympics victory on 'super Saturday'. Everyone is willing him to stop talking but Jordan needs to get this off his chest
9.24pm Beverely is Jordan's castle mum isn't she?
9.25pm Shane describing how petrifying it would feel to be locked in the dark with snakes is definitely helping to calm Jordan before this Viper Vault trial
9.28pm Viper Vault! Viper Vault! Viper Vault! There's snakes, safes, codes and stars. Jordan is about to pass out and the trial hasn't even started. Camp medics are on stand by with the McKeith super strength oxygen
9.30pm And... we've gone to an ad break with the refrain "I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it" ringing in our ears. Come on Jordan!
9.40pm Does Jordan like snakes? I can't tell
9.41pm Jordan needs to find another 'happy place' because this one doesn't seem to be working
9.45pm What was it they all said last night? Oh yeah - "I don't want to be a screamer". Are those snakes going to get therapy after this?
9.49pm They've won nine stars for the camp. Huzzah!
9.55pm Shane is such a culinary bullshi$$er
9.56pm Rest easy Lough Neagh eels, the campmates will not be bulk buying you after this is all over
9.58pm The campmates taking part in Frights of the Round Table task are mum and son combo Beverley and Jordan and their friend Vernon
10pm So, that's it for tonight. Join me tomorrow when Jordan takes us all to Turf Moor. Again.