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Today's TV Thursday 9 April

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bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)9.00BBC NEWS AT 9 (S)10.00HEALTHCHECK UK LIVE Advice on keeping positive from model and acid attack survivor Katie Piper. (S)10.45HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER The progress of properties in Lancashire, the West Midlands and Kent. (S)11.45NIGHT FORCE (S)12.15BARGAIN HUNT From the Highland Centre in Edinburgh. (S) (R)1.00BBC NEWS AT ONE; Weather (S)1.30BBC NEWSLINE Weather (S)1.45DOCTORS Daniel gets caught up in Valerie and Izzie’s plan to save the birds. (S)2.15FATHER BROWN Sid is accused of injuring a man. (S) (R)3.00ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY Nicki Chapman helps a couple from Surrey to find a new home in Norfolk. (S) (R)3.45MONEY FOR NOTHING Sarah Moore and the team visit Dunbar Recycling Centre. (S) (R)4.30ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP Antiques experts compete to make the most money at auction. (S) (R)5.15POINTLESS Quiz, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S)6.00BBC NEWS AT SIX; Weather (S)6.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)7PM7.00THE ONE SHOW W Live magazine show. (S)7.30MASTERCHEF Five talented amateurs compete to win a place in the finals. (S)8PM8.00QUESTION TIME Fiona Bruce presents the topical debate, inviting a panel of politicians and other guests to answer questions on subjects that have made the headlines over the past week. (S)9PM9.00NOUGHTS + CROSSES After an attack on a newspaper editor, Liberation Militia plan their next move – and Jude comes up with an idea that could put Sephy’s life in great danger. Last in the series. (S)10 PM10.00BBC NEWS AT TEN (S)10.30BBC NEWSLINE (S); Weather10.45THE VIEW A review of the week’s political news, comment and analysis from Stormont and Westminster. (S)11PM11.25New Trick (S) (R)12.25The Coronavirus Newscast (S)12.55BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.45Night Force (S) (R)7.15The Repair Shop (S)8.00Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (S) (R)9.00The Bear Family and Me (S) (R)10.00BBC News (S)1.00Curiosity (S) (R)1.45Passover: Why Is This Night Different? (S)2.15The Best Dishes Ever (S) (R)2.45Alec Guinness: Talking Pictures (S) (R)3.25FILM: WHISKY GALORE! (1949) Comedy, with Basil Radford. (S) (b/w)4.45EGGHEADS (S) (R)5.15FLOG IT! (S) (R)6.00Newsreader Naga Munchetty, actor-singer Jordan Stephens, actress Sally Lindsay and funnyman David O’Doherty continue the daily test of their skills. (S) (R)7PM7.00YORKSHIRE WOLDS WAY WITH PAUL ROSE Part two of two. Paul Rose explores the national trail. (S) (R)7.30GRAND TOURS OF SCOTLAND’S LOCHS Paul Murton travels through the Borders. (S)8PM8.00GREAT BRITISH MENU The Northern Ireland chefs cook mains and desserts celebrating children’s literature, including a Hogwarts Feast and meal fit for a Big Friendly Giant. (S)9PM9.00CORONAVIRUS: A HORIZON SPECIAL Part one of two. The facts behind the biggest public health crisis in living memory, and exploring the latest research from the frontline of the medical and scientific fightback. (S)10PM10.00MISTER WINNER Leslie lands himself an interview at a posh law firm. (S)10.30LIVE AT THE APOLLO Host Joe Lycett introduces Ivo Graham and Phil Wang to the stage before a packed house at London’s Hammersmith Apollo. (S) (R)10.45NEWSNIGHT; Weather (S11PM11.30The Countess and the Russian Billionaire (S) (R)12.30Sign Zone: MasterChef (S) (R)1.30Sign Zone: MasterChef (S) (R)2.00Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Mediterranean Adventure (S) (R)3.00This Is BBC Two (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00GOOD MORNING BRITAIN (S)9.00GOOD MORNING BRITAIN WITH LORRAINE The GMB team is joined by Lorraine Kelly for the final hour, with the latest on the coronavirus pandemic, as well as other stories. (S)10.00THIS MORNING Daily magazine, featuring a mix of celebrity chat, showbusiness news, lifestyle features, topical discussion, health and beauty advice and more. (S)12.30LOOSE WOMEN The women discuss the invasive nature of modern technology and whether or not they believe phones and laptops are used to spy on their owners. (S) (R)1.30ITV LUNCHTIME NEWS (S); Weather1.55UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)2.00JAMES MARTIN’S ISLANDS TO HIGHLANDS James and fellow chef Mark Jordan explore the delights of Jersey. (S)3.00TENABLE A family of five from Cambridgeshire competes in the quiz. (S) (R)4.00TIPPING POINT Game show, hosted by Ben Shephard. (S) (R)5.00THE CHASE Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) (R)6.00UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)6.30ITV EVENING NEWS (S); Weather (S)7PM7.00YOU’VE BEEN FRAMED! Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill. (S)7.30LOCKDOWN: HOW LONG CAN IT LAST? TONIGHT Sonali Shah investigates the impact of the coronavirus on British employment. (S)8PM8.00GRIFF’S GREAT AUSTRALIAN ADVENTURE Griff Rhys Jones journeys from Brisbane to Cairns. (S)8.30RARE BREED – A FARMING YEAR As the year draws to a close, there are plenty of endings and beginnings. Last in the series. (S)9PM9.00GORDON, GINO AND FRED: AMERICAN ROAD TRIP The trio travel from Nevada to Los Angeles, flying over the Grand Canyon, trying a $777 burger in Las Vegas, fishing in the Colorado River and rounding up cattle. (S)10PM10.00ITV NEWS AT TEN (S); Weather10.30UTV LIVE (S); Weather10.45RETURN TO BELSEN Jonathan Dimbleby returns to the site of the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, the place where his father reported on the horrors of the Holocaust 75 years previously. (S) (R)11PM11.40Olivier Awards: The Greatest Moments (S) (R)12.40Liar (S) (R)1.30Ideal World Fitness At Home 3.00Lockdown: How Long Can it Last? Tonight (R)3.25ITV Nightscreen 5.05Judge Rinder (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.30Cheers (S) (R)6.55Cheers (S) (R)7.20The King of Queens (S) (R)7.45The King of Queens (S) (R)8.10Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)9.10Frasier ; (S) (R)9.40Frasier ; (S) (R)10.05Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S) (R)11.00Come Dine with Me (S) (R)12.00The Steph Show (S)1.05Posh Pawnbrokers (S) (R)2.10Countdown (S)3.00A PLACE IN THE SUN A coastal home in either west Wales or the Greek island of Zakynthos. (S) (R)4.00ESCAPE TO THE CHATEAU: DIY (S)5.00FOUR IN A BED (S)5.30JAMIE: KEEP COOKING AND CARRY ON Jamie Oliver offers recipes, tips and hacks tailored for the Covid-19 outbreak. (S)6.00THE SIMPSONS Bart and Lisa enrol in a military academy. (S) (R)6.30THE SIMPSONS Homer becomes a bounty hunter. (S) (R)7PM7.00CHANNEL 4 NEWS (S)8PM8.00CORONAVIRUS: HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE? A look at how safe it is behind closed doors, revealing how Covid-19 uses people’s behaviour to get inside, how it spreads around and the best products to use against it. (S)9PM9.00THE MUM WHO GOT TOURETTE’S Documentary about a wife and mother who developed Tourette’s syndrome shortly after her 40th birthday, following her and her family over the course of a busy summer. (S)10PM10.00THE UNDATEABLES A fine art student with cerebral palsy goes looking for love. (S)10.30TFIRST DATES A 71-year-old widow goes on her first date in 51 years, and a woman with a liking for James Corden is shocked to discover her date looks just like him. (S) (R)11PM11.30Coronavirus: How Britain Is Changing – Dispatches (S) (R)12.35Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S) (R)1.25Feel Good (S) (R)1.50Five Guys a Week (S) (R)2.45Grand Designs Australia (S) (R)3.40Couples Come Dine with Me (S) (R)4.35Location, Location, Location (S) (R)5.30Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (S) (R)5.50Countdown (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Mofy (S) (R)6.05Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.10Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.20Fireman Sam (S) (R)6.35Noddy: Toyland Detective (S) (R)6.45Abby Hatcher (S) (R)6.55Thomas & Friends (S) (R)7.10Daisy & Ollie (S)7.20Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.30Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.40Top Wings (S) (R)7.55Paw Patrol (S) (R)8.10Floogals (S)8.25The Secret Life of Puppies (S) (R)8.45Little Princess (S) (R)8.55Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (S) (R)9.10Sunny Bunnies (S)9.15JEREMY VINE (S)11.15BAD TENANTS, ROGUE LANDLORDS (S) (R)12.105 NEWS AT LUNCHTIME (S)12.15BARGAIN-LOVING BRITS IN THE SUN (S) (R)1.10ACCESS (S)1.20NCIS (S) (R)2.20FILM: A BRIDE’S REVENGE (2019) Premiere. Thriller, starring Katie Leclerc, Jeff Schine and Hannah Barefoot. (S)4.00FRIENDS (S) (R)4.30FRIENDS (S) (R)5.00NEWS AT 5 (S)5.30ACCESS (S)5.40THE YORKSHIRE VET (S)6.10THE YORKSHIRE STEAM RAILWAY: ALL ABOARD (S) (R)7PM7.00OUR HOUSEFUL OF ANIMALS: 40 DOGS & MORE Part two of two. Featuring a guesthouse that has become a home for parrots, and a Walsall resident who shares her bungalow with 700 hedgehogs that she has nursed back to health. (S) (R); 5 News Update (S)8PM8.00SECRETS OF YOUR SUPERMARKET FOOD The pros and cons of going green. Stefan Gates goes on a vegan diet for a month and Sian Williams visits a company that specialises in meat replacements. (S); 5 News Update (S)9PM9.0010 YEARS YOUNGER IN 10 DAYS Lollipop lady Klara seeks cosmetic treatment to deal with her adult acne and charity director Debbie wants a more professional image for the boardroom. Last in the series. (S)10PM10.00CELEBRITY BOTCHED UP BODIES Former boxing promoter Kellie Maloney was left fighting for her life after a second round of facial feminisation to make her face more womanly. (S) (R)11PM11.05The Woman with No Face: Extraordinary People (S) (R)12.05My Obese Life (S) (R)1.00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S)3.00Access (S)3.10Bargain- Loving Brits in the Sun (S) (R)4.00My Mum’s Hotter Than Me! (S) (R)4.45House Doctor (S) (R)5.10Great Artists (S) (R)5.35Wildlife SOS (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00EURONEWS6.55TELESHOPPING7.25TELESHOPPING8.00TODAY WITH MAURA AND DÁITHÍ (S) (R)9.55THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW (S) (R); Weather10.00DR PHIL; (S); Weather11.45SHORTLAND STREET (S)12.15DOCTORS (S)1.00RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK (S)1.30DERMOT BANNON’S LA HOMES (R)2.30STETSONS AND STILETTOS (S) (R)3.00THE BORROWERS (S) (R)3.30TODAY WITH MAURA AND DÁITHÍ Daily magazine show. (S)4.40MASS5.40NUACHT; RTÉ News with Signing6.00THE ANGELUS (R)6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather (S)7PM7.00IRELAND ON CALL (R)7.30EAR TO THE GROUND Darragh McCullough explores the question of farm succession. (R)8PM8.00FAIR CITY Ger makes a shocking revelation. (S)8.30HIGH ROAD, LOW ROAD Maia Dunphy and Jake Carter sample the delights of Turkey. Last in the series. (S)9PM9.00RTÉ NEWS: NINE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)9.35PRIME TIME Current affairs review, plus reports on breaking news stories at home and abroad. (S)10PM10.15SHOWSTOPPERS Documentary about a group of drama students with Down’s syndrome, following them as they prepare for their first professional performance. (S) (R)11PM11.15The Good Karma Hospital (S)12.15A Place to Call Home (S)1.15MasterChef (S) (R)2.25Prime Time (S) (R)3.00Telly Bingo (R)3.10Dr Phil (S) (R)3.55Dr Phil (S) (R)4.40Doctors (S) (R)>5.10EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EuroNews6.50Storytime (S) (R)6.55Storytime (S) (R)7.00Peppa Pig (R)7.05Peppa Pig (R)7.10Tir Na nOg (S)(R)7.25Bing (R)7.35Bing (R)7.40Wild Kids (S) (R)7.55Brewster the Rooster (R)8.05Ballybraddan (R)8.15Lily’s Driftwood Bay (R)8.25Punky (R)8.30Fluffy Gardens (R)8.40Body Brothers (S) (R)8.50Shaun the Sheep (S) (R)9.00Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (R)9.25Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (R)9.50Wild Kratts (R)10.15Danny & Mick10.30Drop Dead Weird (S) (R)11.00RTE’s Home School Hub12.05Body Brothers (R)12.15Critters TV (R)12.30Jamie Johnson (R)1.05Ace My Space1.30Logan High (S) (R)1.55Teen Titans Go! (S)2.20Ali-A’s Superchargers2.45Disney Jessie (S) (R)3.10Mighty Mustangs3.40Mighty Mustangs4.10RTE’s Home School Extra4.30THE SIMPSONS (S) (R)5.00THE GOLDBERGS Beverly sets Pops up on a date. (S) (R)5.30SHORTLAND STREET (S) (R)6.00THE BIG BANG THEORY Penny discovers she has a dedicated fan-base from her Serial Ape-ist days. (R)6.30THE BIG BANG THEORY (S) (R)7PM7.00HUGH’S WILD WEST Hugh Fearnley- Whittingstall’s West Country tour continues in the Somerset Levels, where he witnesses huge flocks of starlings swirling, and spots rare large blue butterflies. (S)8PM8.00GRAND DESIGNS A couple of designers converting a Victorian dairy in south-east London into a family home, while retaining as much of the decay and crumbling brickwork as possible. (S)9PM9.00FATHER TED Cheating in the football match backfires on Ted. (S) (R)9.30FIRST DATES IRELAND The most memorable dates of the series, featuring perfect matches, awkward mix-ups, heart-warming moments, romantic non-sequiturs and inevitable door malfunctions. Last in the series. (S10PM10.30HOMELAND Hayes has ideas, Carrie goes shopping and Tasneem experiences problems. Thriller following a team of CIA agents, starring Claire Danes and Mandy Patinkin. (S)11PM11.30Other Voices12.35Elementary (S)1.25Chicago PD (S)2.15EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.10May the Best House Win (R)7.00The Tonight Show (R)8.00Ireland AM (S)10.00This Morning (S)12.30News at 12.30 (S)1.00The Chase (S) (R)2.00The Chase (R)3.00ELAINE4.00MORE TALES FROM NORTHUMBERLAND WITH ROBSON GREEN4.30JUDGE JUDY5.00JUDGE JUDY5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (S)6.00THE SIX O’CLOCK SHOW Chat show.(S)7PM7.00EAT, SHOP, SAVE Helping a Wigan family who live off takeaway pizzas. (R)7.30PAUL O’GRADY: FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS8PM8.00NEWS AT 8 (S)8.30999 RESCUE SQUAD9PM9.00LIAR The truth of what happened on the morning Andrew died is finally revealed. Last in the series.10PM10.00THE TONIGHT SHOW (S)11PM11.00AN HOUR TO CATCH A KILLER WITH TREVOR MCDONALD (R)12.00PIERS MORGAN’S LIFE STORIES (R)1.00HOME FIRES (R)2.00CLOSE5.20THE SIX O’CLOCK SHOW (R)6AM to 6:30PM7.00Cúla 4 na nÓg10.00Weakest Link(S) (R)10.55Little House on the Prairie(S) (R)11.50Abair Amhrán (R)12.05River Cottage Australia (R)12.35Garraí Glas (R)1.05Murder, She Wrote (R)2.00Weakest Link (S) (R)3.00Cúla 4 na nÓg4.00Cúla 45.32AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH5.35BÉALOIDEAS BEO (R)6.05GILMORE GIRLS (S) (R)6.57AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH7PM7.00NUACHT TG47.30SEAL LE DÁITHÍ With broadcaster, musician and sean-nós dancer Edel Ní Churraoin.8PM8.00GAEIL BHOSTON The lives of Irish people who now call Boston their home.8.30ROS NA RÚN Vince discovers Caitríona sold her phone to Nathan9PM9.00GLÓR TÍRE: ROGHA & TOGHA Another six would-be country stars battle it out at the Quays in Galway. Last in the series.9.30LAOCHRA GAEL The story of Brenda McAnespie, a pioneer of the women’s game from its infancy, and the bedrock of a Monaghan team that conquered the sport in the 1990s. Last in the series.10PM10.30FÍORSCÉAL Documentary examining the challenge of rising sea levels.11PM11.32AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH National and international weather.11.35ROS NA RÚN Vince discovers Caitríona sold her phone to Nathan. (R)12.05MURDER, SHE WROTE (S) (R)1.00DÁIL ÉIREANN1.25FRANCE 245.30FRANCE 24