CAN we just agree from the get-go that nature isn’t healing? Yes, you can pay £6 for a pint you’ll drink with your coat on and yes you can get your hair cut legally but when you learn that a cruise company has appointed Gwyneth Paltrow as its “wellbeing adviser” then no, nature is not healing.
THE departure of Meghan Markle-obsessive Piers Morgan from Good Morning Britain, in much the same red puff of smoke as the Wicked Witch of the West, has left a gaping hole in the early morning schedules.
THE last time we paid a visit to the home of Queer Eye fashion expert and French Tuck enthusiast Tan France it was Halloween and he’d done exactly what he has been doing for the past 10 years and that was put up his Christmas tree.
WHAT is a man to do when he has to transport across the Atlantic Ocean a model railway that he’s been building and adding to for nearly three decades? Does he dismantle it, number and bubble wrap the pieces and then post the whole thing over? If he’s Joe Bloggs, maybe.