"For the first time in our adult lives, WE HAVE A GUEST LOO !!! Finally, can put this to good use .

OUR thoughts are with Paris Hilton today as she gets over the shock of almost losing her $2 million engagement ring.

"It's true: I'm back! I went to sleep expecting to wake up with a small incision and woke up with a big one – but guess what? I woke up, and that's something to be thankful for.

NUPTIAL news from Alan Carr who has married his fella in a ceremony officiated by Adele who has apparently become a one-woman wedding machine.

Celebrities keep us on our toes by speaking out about different matters and making headlines.

FOR legal reasons Sleb Safari would like to make it clear from the outset that it did not bite Beyoncé.

"Don't try to tell me that I don't have a right to stand here and say 'I want to be governor, because I think you're doing a lousy job.

HELLO and welcome to the world of Yeezy Dating, a dating site “for fans of the genius Mr Kanye West”.

Dear oh dear. Just give me a minute while I gather myself - though, at my age, it may take a while.

"Time's Up means it's time up.

ANOTHER Monday, another example of Kardashian kraziness.

I think I need professional help.

"It's how much money I've spent over the years.

THE Fyre Festival in the Bahamas was to be the ultimate destination music festival where wealth and exclusivity met their friend, luxury.

BONO has apologised after claims were made that workers at a charity he co-founded were subjected to a culture of bullying and abuse.

"I feel like they don't stick a camera in the loser's faces and say 'oh look at them' and it's all this weird culture of trying to pit women against each other and I don't like it.

JOYOUS news from Spice World where Scary, Baby, Posh, Sporty and Ginger are still racing around London on a double decker bus borrowed from Ukip, trying to find the Albert Hall.

I really don't know why I let it bother me so much.

"Here's hoping I can get another few years left on this planet because I enjoy life at the moment and that is a marvellous thing to be able to say, and I would rather it didn't go away.

CAN somebody please take Lionel Richie aside and explain to him what he’s done wrong? Sleb Safari would, but the last time it got close enough to chat to Lionel security stepped in and had Sleb Safari removed from the venue.