A new week and a new showbiz injury story for the canon. This story has suspense, gore, hot firemen, the Hollywood hills, Stevie Nicks and a sausage dog. Not since troubled troubadour Pete Doherty was hospitalised after a run-in with a hedgehog has a showbiz injury story had so much promise.

I'm. In. Total. Agony.

IS autumn getting you down? Dark evenings? Cold mornings? The prospect of sky-high home heating bills? Sleb Safari has just the tonic and rest assured it’s exactly what the doctor would order had she time for such frivolity.

We catch up with Billie and Greg Shepherd ahead of the couple's new The Family Diaries show, which will see them tackle renovations, school starts, camping trips - and everything in between.

IT has been a decade since Natalie Imbruglia's last album of original material.

LOOKING for an acting job? Got a bit of experience under your belt? You're in luck because the James Bond scouts are out and about and they're under pressure to be a little bit more open minded about casting so the Articlave Am-drammers could be in with a shot.

LET’S kick off today with an exclusive story about the $60 million, six-day wedding being planned by Jennifer Lopez, queen of the high pony, and Ben Affleck, king of Boston.

THERE were lols aplenty at the Met Gala which took place on a Monday in September this year rather than the first Monday in May because even Anna Wintour must bow to the panny d.

SPARE a thought for broadcaster, presenter and animal lover Paul O'Grady whose home is haunted by a ghost who smells.

ONE of the immutable laws of 21st century television is that no public figure can learn any skill (cooking, sewing, ballroom dancing, finding cheap antiques) without an expert present to tell them how they're doing it all wrong.

PARIS Hilton insists that she isn't going to be one of those demanding, bratty, over-the-top brides; she's just going to wear the 10 dresses at her wedding.

TWO Belfast-based drinks veterans have become embroiled in an escalating trademark battle with Mariah Carey over Black Irish, the name the global pop superstar has selected for her new cream liqueur.

CHANGING Rooms is back and so too are Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen's black leather trousers, although this time around the waistband may be elasticated.

DERRY YouTube star and Blue Peter presenter Adam B is to host his own Saturday night show.

MATT Goss – the more intense of the Bros twins – is calling time on his Las Vegas residency and moving home.

THE Pricey has a dream; a dream of competing at the Olympics, and if anyone can turn a pipe dream into a business venture/reality TV show/eighth autobiography, it's Katie Price.

How do you unwind at the weekend? Normally I work at the weekends as a DJ.

Jennifer Lopez has been showing us pictures of her canoodling on a yacht, eating bread and visiting Capri so it can only mean one thing - J.

FANS of US singer Taylor Swift were in a frenzy amid reports the Shake It Off singer is on holiday in Donegal.

WOULD you microwave your armpits to stop sweating? That's the question Sleb Safari has been asking people in a straw poll after reading about a new treatment.