RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS CORRESPONDENT
If the spheres of religion, motoring and rambling op-ed columns were three sets in a journalistic Venn diagram, then their intersection would contain William Scholes.
He has the pleasures of writing about faith and cars for the Irish News, a blend of God and mammon likely to be unique in daily newspapers, perhaps for good reason.
He is possibly the only jo[...]
THERE is a mathematical theory that states that if you sit a monkey in front of a keyboard and allow it to hit the keys for long enough, it will almost surely be able to type the complete works of William Shakespeare.
ONE conclusion to be salvaged from Monday's Wreck of the Hesperus is that Theresa May and her wretched, divided cabinet are as magnificently skilled at being politically inept in the same way that a midget has a talent for being short.