Tom Collins: A little bit of chintz never hurt anyone

"It was as if Singer Sewing Machines had turned their hand to making Frankenstein’s monster"
A word to the wise. Never let your wife read your column after it’s been printed. I’m in trouble on two counts after last week’s column on my matchy-matchy appearance at a friend&[...]

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