William Scholes: Infinite monkey theorem meets its match at Stormont

Unionists had already concluded Sinn Féin's respect agenda lacked authenticity before the Barry McElduff Kingsmill episode
THERE is a mathematical theory that states that if you sit a monkey in front of a keyboard and allow it to hit the keys for long enough, it will almost surely be able to type the complete works of Wil[...]

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