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Bimpe Archer: Sorry Belfast, the 'burbs are closer to Tesco

`I could practically see myself having to take jive lessons and backdate my record collection by half a century'
SO, big news. The Belfast Archers have moved to the 'Burbs. Needless to say I had to be prised out of the city limits with a pitchfork. "But I'm from Belfast," I wailed plaintively. Like the poet and fellow `Born in Belfast’ John Hewitt, `I cling to the inflexions of my origins'. "I never pictured my children growing up culchies," I wept. I could practically see myself having to take jive lessons and backdate my record collection by half a century. My Tyrone husband was predictably unimpressed. He's been "roughing it" with McCo[...]
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