How’s lockdown treating you? Have you found yourself doing odd things, including making your own yoghurt? Are the clothes you wear around the house increasingly looking less like outfits and more inarticulate cries for help? Is your hair now so long you look like an unsuccessful cult leader who’d love to mark the end times but can’t attract enough followers? If so, you can at least comfort yourself with the knowledge that you’re coping with the coronavirus pandemic better than the British government.