You know the song about Gaston from Disney’s Beauty And The Beast? The one where the film’s antagonist shows off to all the townsfolk in the pub?
Well the tuneful ego-trip has returned, this time not as a live-action remake starring Emma Watson and Luke Evans, but as a meme.
If you can’t recall the chorus’ tune, these nine brilliant examples of the new piece of online creativity may help jog your memory.
1. No-one tweets like Gaston
Takes a screencap so he can subtweet like Gaston pic.twitter.com/shwvKTxO4c
— Eric Proton (@EricProton) September 10, 2018
2. Mini wheats like Gaston
No one
eats like Gaston
Mini wheats like Gaston
No one says ”this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston
— 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚 (@93v95s) September 5, 2018
3. No-one references poetry feasts like Gaston
No
one
yums like Gaston
Eats iced plums like Gaston
Knows you saved them but craves them, succumbs like Gaston
— Neven Mrgan (@mrgan) September 7, 2018
4. No-one leaks like Gaston
NO
ONE’S
IN..
COURT LIKE GASTON
LEAKS REPORTS LIKE GASTON
WRITES IN PRESS AS “ANONYMOUS SOURCE” LIKE GASTON
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) September 6, 2018
5. Bake-Off weeks like Gaston
NOOOO
ONEEEE
BAKES LIKE GASTONCARROT CAKES LIKE GASTONNO ONE PREPARES PUFF PASTRY THAT FLAKES LIKE GASTON
"I use fondant in all of my dECORAAAATING!"
— heckin joie (@megasaur99) September 11, 2018
6. No-one fixes breaks and body tweaks like Gaston
[Orthopedic OR ensemble]
No
One
“Bro”s like Gaston
reduces Bones like Gaston
wears s-medium scrubs to show off their swoles like Gaston!
— Dr. Shadowgazer (@DShadowgazer) September 7, 2018
7. No-one treats like Gaston
[ER doc version]
No
One
Runs a code like Gaston
Blocks AV-node like Gaston
Treats trauma, grandmama, and kids colds like Gaston🎶
— surRealEDdoc (@realEDdoc) September 9, 2018
8. Morbid tweets like Gaston
me: I need to buy new stamps so I'm not sending out condolence cards with Disney villain stamps on them
friend: no one grieves like Gaston, acts bereaved like Gaston
me: how are you doing this
friend: no one orders ornate funeral wreaths like Gaston
— Jenny H @ Reading the End (@readingtheend) September 4, 2018
9. No-one sells you that cream for your feet like Gaston
No
One
Fills like Gaston
Counts out pills like Gaston
Helps everyone out with their ills like Gaston#PharmacyBeautyAndTheBeast
— Fluffy 🗑🐼 (@PharmaBlue) September 9, 2018
That’s enough rhyme for today.