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How different would life be if your ‘human statistics' were displayed publicly?

From your experience on a topic under discussion to the song you have stuck in your head.

If life was like a video game and everybody had their “human statistics” readily available, which ones would you like to be made public?

Reddit user Shiion asked people on the website: “If you could choose a statistic of every person to be displayed publicly, what would it be?”

Here are some of the best ideas, which you’re definitely going to wish were real.

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1. This would significantly reduce your ability to blag.

2. This one’s an amazing idea.

Portarossa: “I’d take a bad day percentile: on a scale of 1 – 100, where 1 is the absolute worst and 100 is the best day you’ve ever had in your life, how good a day are you having?

“That guy that cuts you off in traffic? Well, I’m going to be much more likely to forgive him if I see that he’s running at 5% rather than 94%.

“How’s that date going? If her bad day meter starts at 45% and is at 82% by the end of the night, you’re doing OK. If it just keeps falling and falling… well, maybe you go back to the drawing board.”

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3. You could annoy your friends with this one.

4. Use this before you lend your friend anything.

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5. An incredibly useful statistic.

6. Comedians would all have very high scores.

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7. This karma-meter.

Shady_Ideas: “Percent of people they’re kind to. I feel like that needs to be valued again.

“Or flip side, percent of people that they’re rude to who deserves it. So (deserved)/(rude to). That way you know who is fair.”

8. I guess this one would be useful…

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9. The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual–Homosexual Rating Scale, would be useful to know for asking people out.

10. Take a hungry friend out for a meal.

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11. Lastly, this one would be really interesting.

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