When Michael Stern posted a picture of his salad on Twitter, you’d think that the main problem would be the huge bug crawling amongst the lettuce leaves.
Hey @dominos I didn't know giant bugs were part of the salad order… pic.twitter.com/IOKLqgFKkP
— Michael Stern (@MSternTLB) April 22, 2017
But no, this wasn’t the main issue people had with the picture. No one can quite seem to wrap their heads around the fact that Domino’s actually makes salads.Who would have thought that Domino’s, purveyor of deliciously cheesy pizzas that aren’t exactly the healthiest of dinners, actually makes salads?
@MSternTLB @Whodat_chic @dominos I didn't know dominos made salad…
— T-Roy (@woodnbeer) April 22, 2017
@MSternTLB @dominos Dominos do salads?????? pic.twitter.com/kZ80M8qPWu
— Britney???? (@britney_clarkex) April 22, 2017
Not only that, but people are slightly confused as to why someone would actually choose to order a salad from Domino’s. Seriously, you could have had a pizza!
@MSternTLB @dominos Friend1: let's get dominos! Friend2: ooo yes!! LOVE dominos!! Get me a salad!! Friend1: pic.twitter.com/shkilsP3dX
— pamcake (@dopaminequeen11) April 22, 2017
@MSternTLB @dominos real question is why'd you order a salad from dominos pic.twitter.com/PTua8CQxiV
— B I C T H (@_yimika__) April 22, 2017
@MSternTLB @dominos You ordered a salad from Pizza restaurant ? pic.twitter.com/UHEgW0Idhy
— Remy Etienne LeBeau (@UnderwaterSquad) April 22, 2017
Ordering a salad form domino's is like ordering a pizza from forever 21 https://t.co/y6xn1xxvfW
— BIG MOMS CHEF (@BasedSanjay) April 22, 2017
In fact, some of the meaner spirited types on Twitter think that Stern had the bug coming. He did make the curious choice of a salad from a pizza place, and that’s on him.
@MSternTLB @dominos your first mistake was ordering a salad from a pizza restaurant LMAO
— chicken shiteita (@edjiggy) April 22, 2017
@MSternTLB @dominos Your fault for getting a salad
— #ItsNotLuck (@IT4HIVE) April 22, 2017
Stern got so much stick that he even felt it necessary to explain that it wasn’t actually his salad.
To all who are giving me crap for getting a salad at dominos… my girlfriend is gluten free. It's hers
— Michael Stern (@MSternTLB) April 22, 2017
And don’t worry, because Domino’s seems to be on top of the whole bug situation.
@MSternTLB We take these matters seriously. Please use reference# 2774725 at https://t.co/170WGqO5ll so we can assist. *TS
— Domino's Pizza (@dominos) April 22, 2017
All bugs aside, at least something was learned today. If you’re trying to be healthy and your friends want to order Domino’s, there’s apparently the option of salad.
However, there are no guarantees you’ll still have friends after you place your leafy order.