Unless it’s a weekend or we’re feeling fancy, most of us turn to a trusty package of sliced bread for our morning toast – it just makes life a whole lot easier.
Well, it would – if you weren’t an absolute monster like Alasdair Mckay’s housemate. Instead of opening the package from the end (like any self-respecting sandwich lover), this guy has a slightly a different approach.
One of my flatmates opens their bread like this. I don't feel safe anymore. pic.twitter.com/z0BFhCZNeN
— Al (@Almckayy) March 6, 2017
It’s like a horror movie – for bread!And we’re not alone in feeling *super* uncomfortable by these shenanigans – some people put on their Dr Phil hats to analyse it.
@Almckayy she gets it pic.twitter.com/DNserQZfiM
— Al (@Almckayy) March 6, 2017
Everyone’s overwhelming thought is: what else are they capable of if this is how they treat a poor, innocent loaf of sliced bread?
@Almckayy pic.twitter.com/KG4gQFzlSp
— Bethany McEyebrow ?? (@Omghun) March 7, 2017
@Almckayy @mapduliand I'll be locking your bedroom door tonight if I was you
— Kenny D-S (@Kipplewinker) March 6, 2017
We’re not telling Alasdair what to do or anything, but he might want to consider scarpering.
@Almckayy @ayy_deeee run, forget the deposit just run!
— Bart Hobson (@BartHobson) March 7, 2017
@Almckayy find yourself a new flatmate. This can't carry on. He must be stopped!
— Ad (@adlynch) March 7, 2017
It might be one of the most horrifying things we’ve seen in a long time.
I've become so desensitised to violence because of news and TV that this is more horrifying than a picture of a dead person https://t.co/HFVtkUckVg
— Louis Michael (@Louisxmichael) March 7, 2017
But not everyone is shocked: maybe this is a more common practice than we knew?
@Almckayy @ChrisMcQueer what's the big deal, yo? pic.twitter.com/o5HvElP4lB
— JME ??????? (@JamesVonDoom) March 6, 2017
Sure, but we’ll stick to opening our bread the normal way, thanks very much.