It turns out some biologists pick up all sorts of sick skills on the job.
It all started when animal behaviour researcher Ryane Logsdon asked her followers what field skills they had inadvertently developed while on the job. Scientists contributed from across the internet, and bonded over the stranger skills they’d learned outside of the confines of a laboratory.
A lot of their work is outdoors, so most of what they’d learned was pretty hands on. And some involved elephants.
Changing the Land Rover's tyre on an unstable, rocky beach whilst elephants hovered around the thicket about 50m away #UnexpectedFieldSkills
— Liam Fitzpatrick (@LiamDFitz) March 6, 2017
Apparently working with animals in the wild can lead to some bizarre interactions. And that’s just between scientists.
How to have an entire mimed conversation with a coworker about how to best sneak up on an animal #unexpectedfieldskills
— Field Daze (@field_daze) March 7, 2017
Some were truly intense.
How to eat moldy food, kill animals with bare hands/leatherman, take a cheetah brain sample with a tea spoon, how to shoot a shotgun https://t.co/Zq1xMfOSUE
— Anne Hilborn (@AnneWHilborn) March 6, 2017
Should you really be strangling animals as a biologist? We’ll leave that decision to the experts. Who knew field work could be so scary?
How to run away from an approaching tarantula when your pants are still around your ankles while peeing. #unexpectedfieldskills
— Natalie Wright (@coereba) March 7, 2017
More than a few involved having to urinate in unfortunate circumstances.
@RyaneLogsdon How to pee into a (narrow mouthed) water bottle to prevent contamination in caves! ?? #unexpectedfieldskills
— Alexis Mychajliw (@AlexisMychajliw) March 6, 2017
Others seemed totally random.
How to keep hummingbirds warm in a hailstorm. #unexpectedfieldskills
— Natalie Wright (@coereba) March 7, 2017
Who knew?
Some were totally wild.
How to perform #turtle CPR! #fieldbiologist #unexpectedfieldskills https://t.co/sCM7vQtxk3
— Alayna Tokash (@alaynatokash) March 6, 2017
And successful, apparently.
@zebrafinch Yes, actually!
— Alayna Tokash (@alaynatokash) March 7, 2017
Turns out, field biology is a lot more than ticking off animals on a clipboard.