It might surprise you after their 3-2 home defeat to Swansea, but Liverpool have the best record in the top six mini league, having won three, drawn three and lost none against the rest of the top six.
So why can’t they play with any consistency? Here are some things that make more sense than the Reds’ unpredictable form.
Leicester City winning the Premier League
At 5000-1, this was pretty hard to get your head around. But Liverpool beat Arsenal 4-3 away and lost to relegation strugglers Swansea 3-2 at home. IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Mrs Brown’s Boys voted best sitcom of the 21st century
The Office, Gavin And Stacey, The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, Green Wing, Black Books, Peter Kay’s Car Share…
Putting vegetables in cake
Carrot cake just about makes sense, but hand us a slice of beetroot chocolate cake and there’s a strong chance we might have to ask you what you think you’re playing at.
The Marie Celeste
What’s more difficult to explain? An abandoned boat in the middle of the ocean, or Liverpool’s ability to beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge but not Bournemouth?
Infinity
How are you supposed to define ‘infinity’? The biggest number in the world of mathematics? An unending possibility? The number of days it would take you to accurately predict Liverpool’s next result?
Ulysses by James Joyce
Ulysses is a pretty tough book to read. We’d love to read a chapter of Jurgen Klopp’s stream of consciousness during Liverpool’s 2-0 defeat at Burnley, however.
Modern Art
Abstract, expensive, difficult to comprehend – and that’s just Liverpool.