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Today's TV Saturday 12 September

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Today's TV Saturday 12 September
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bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)10.00SATURDAY KITCHEN LIVE (S)11.30NADIYA BAKES (S) (R)12.00FOOTBALL FOCUS A look ahead to the opening round of Premier League fixtures. (S)1.00BBC NEWS (S)1.15HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER Properties in Wales, Kent and Merseyside. (S) (R)2.15BARGAIN HUNT ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY3.00ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY A newly engaged couple look for their first joint home in Worcestershire. (S) (R)3.45MONEY FOR NOTHING EJ Osborne scours the skips at Woking Recycling Centre. (S) (R)4.30FINAL SCORE A round-up of this afternoon’s football results. (S)5.25GARDEN RESCUE (S) (R)6.10BBC NEWS (S)6:20BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)6.30TOTAL WIPEOUT: FREDDIE & PADDY TAKEOVER Freddie Flintoff and Paddy McGuinness provide the voiceover for classic clips from the adventure game show, with contestants including a mortgage advisor. Last in the series. (S)7PM7.10POINTLESS CELEBRITIES YolanDa Brown, JB Gill, Dan Donovan, Brix Smith Start, Patti Boulaye, Jess Conrad, Dave Bartram and Blaze Bayley compete in a music edition of the general knowledge quiz. (S)8PM8.00BBC PROMS 2020: LAST NIGHT OF THE PROMS Katie Derham hosts the climax of the classical music festival, live from the Royal Albert Hall, featuring the BBC Symphony Orchestra and the BBC Singers. (S)9PM9.45THE TWO RONNIES SKETCHBOOK The comedy duo’s favourite moments from their TV shows. (S) (R)10 PM10.00BBC NEWS (S); Weather10.20MATCH OF THE DAY Gary Lineker presents action from the opening fixtures of the Premier League season, including Liverpool v Leeds United and Fulham v Arsenal. (S)11PM11.20The NFL Show (S)11.55FILM: At Any Price (2012) Drama, starring Dennis Quaid and Zac Efron. (S)1.35Weather for the Week Ahead (S)1.40BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.45The Dengineers (S) (R)7.15Wild & Weird (S) (R)7.30All Over the Place: UK (S) (R)8.00Blue Peter (S) (R)8.30Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole (S) (R)9.00Rise of the Continents (S) (R)10.00This Farming Life (S) (R)11.00FILM: THE RED SHOES (1948) Drama, starring Moira Shearer. (S)1.10My Life on a Plate (S) (R)1.55Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman (S) (R)2.25David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities (S) (R)2.50The Himalayas: Natural World (S) (R)3.50WAR FILMS: TALKING PICTURES (R)4.35FILM: THE BATTLE OF THE RIVER PLATE (1956) Adventure, starring Anthony Quayle. (S)6.30COUNTRYSIDE COLLEGE The lockdown forces the students to continue their work online, while final year agricultural student Jack Nevin finds himself back working on the family dairy farm. (S) (R)7PM7.00HOME GROUND Rural affairs magazine. Gavin Andrews helps with the vegetable harvest. (S) (R)7.30DAD’S ARMY Mainwaring’s men pose as traitors. (S) (R)8PM8.00ROYAL HISTORY’S BIGGEST FIBS WITH LUCY WORSLEY The historian examines the reign of Queen Anne, and how her capabilities as monarch have been tainted by a tell-all story written by a rejected lady-in-waiting. (S) (R)9PM9.00QI XL Sandi Toksvig is joined by Alan Davies, Aisling Bea, Cally Beaton and Holly Walsh as she asks questions about road and rail. (S)9.45FILM: MEMENTO (2000) A man searches for his wife’s killer in spite of the short-term memory loss he sustained during the same attack. Christopher Nolan’s thriller, with Guy Pearce and Carrie-Anne Moss. (S)10PM11PM11.35Top of the Pops: 1980 Big Hits (S)12.35FILM: After the Storm (2016) Comedy drama, starring Hiroshi Abe. (S)2.30This Is BBC Two (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Dino Dana (S) (R)6.10Mr Magoo (S) (R)6.20Mr Magoo (S) (R)6.25Mr Magoo (S) (R)6.35Thunderbirds Are Go (S) (R)7.00Dare Master (S) (R)7.05Mr Magoo (S) (R)7.15Mr Magoo (S) (R)7:20Mr Magoo (S) (R)7:30Mighty Mike (S) (R)7:40Buck & Buddy (S) (R)7:45Mr Bean: The Animated Series (S) (R)8:00NinjaGo: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu (S) (R)8:15NinjaGo: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu (S) (R)8:30Guardians of the Galaxy: The Thanos Threat (S) (R)8:54LEGO Spider-Man: Vexed by Venom (S) (R)9.25JAMES MARTIN’S SATURDAY MORNING (S)11.35AINSLEY’S FOOD WE LOVE (S)12.40JAMES MARTIN’S FRENCH ADVENTURE (S) (R)1.10ITV NEWS; Weather (S)1.25ITV RACING: LIVE FROM DONCASTER Coverage of this afternoon’s meeting from Doncaster, which includes the fifth and final classic of the season, the 3.35 St Leger. Plus, races from Leopardstown and Chester. (S)4.30TIPPING POINT (S) (R)5.30ITV NEWS; Weather (S)5.50UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)6.00CATCHPHRASE CELEBRITY SPECIA (S)7PM7.00THE CHASE CELEBRITY SPECIAL Giles Coren, Rachel Johnson, Chris Packham and Josie Long answer general knowledge questions and work asateam to secure a charity prize. Presented by Bradley Walsh. (S)8PM8.00BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT Ant and Dec host the second semi-final of this year’s talent contest, welcoming back the acts that impressed the judges during the auditions episodes in the spring. (S)9PM10PM10.00JONATHAN ROSS’ COMEDY CLUB New series. Stand-up comedy showcase. (S)10.30ITV NEWS (S); Weather10.45FILM: HACKSAW RIDGE (2016) Fact-based drama, starring Andrew Garfield. (S)11PM1.25Ideal World (S)3.00Tour de France Highlights 3.50Small Fortune (S) (R)4.40ITV Nightscreen 6AM to 6:30PM6.00Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)6.50The Big Bang Theory (S) (R)8.00The Big Bang Theory (S) (R)8.25The Simpsons (S) (R)8.55The Simpsons ; (S) (R)9.25The Simpsons ; (S) (R)9.55The Simpsons ; (S) (R)10.25Animal Airport ; (S) (R)10.55Four in a Bed ; (S) (R)11.30Four in a Bed ; (S) (R)12.00Four in a Bed ; (S) (R)12.35Four in a Bed (S) (R)1.05Four in a Bed (S) (R)1.35Four in a Bed (S) (R)2.40A Place in the Sun (S)3.10THE GREAT CELEBRITY BAKE OFF FOR STAND UP TO CANCER (S) (R)4.30KIRSTIE AND PHIL’S LOVE IT OR LIST IT (S) (R)5.30CHANNEL4NEWS (S) (R)6.00SUPERHUMAN SUMMER: THE PARALYMPIC REWIND Johnny Vegas and Jonnie Peacock present a celebration of some of the most memorable moments from the 2012 and 2016 Paralympic Games, joined by members of the British team. (S)7PM7.30FORMULA 1 TUSCAN GRAND PRIX QUALIFYING HIGHLIGHTS Steve Jones and David Coulthard present action from the qualifying session for the inaugural Tuscan Grand Prix, staged at Mugello. (S)8PM9PM9.00FILM: KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) Premiere. Secret agents Eggsy and Merlin join forces with their US counterparts to bring down a psychotic femme fatale. Comedy adventure, starring Taron Egerton. (S)10PM11PM11.45FILM: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Comic-book fantasy adventure, with Sean Connery. (S)1.35Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S) (R)2.25Hollyoaks (S) (R)4.05Car S.O.S (S) (R)5.00Fifteen to One (S) (R)5.50Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.05Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.10Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.20Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.25Bob the Builder (S) (R)6.40Shane the Chef (S) (R)6.50Noddy: Toyland Detective (S) (R)7.00Thomas & Friends (S) (R)7.15Fireman Sam (S) (R)7.25Paw Patrol (S) (R)7.35Milkshake! Monkey (S) (R)7.40Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.50Peppa Pig (S) (R)8.00Peppa Pig (S) (R)8.05Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (S) (R)8.20Butterbean’s Cafe (S) (R)8.40Little Princess (S) (R)8.55Nella the Princess Knight (S) (R)9.10Wissper (S) (R)9.20 Pirata & Capitano (S) (R)9.35Shimmer and Shine (S)9.45Floogals (S) (R)9.55Peppa Pig (S) (R)10.00Peppa Pig (S) (R)10.10SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (S)(R)10.20RYAN’S MYSTERY PLAYDATE (S)(R)10.35ACCESS (S)10.40FRIENDS (S) (R)12.40FILM: CHARLIE’S ANGELS (2000) Action adventure, starring Drew Barrymore. (S)2.30FILM: CHARLIE’S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (2003) Action adventure sequel, starring Drew Barrymore. (S)4.35ELEPHANT HOSPITAL (S) (R)5.355 NEWS WEEKEND (S)5.45OUR YORKSHIRE FARM (S)(R)6.35OUR YORKSHIRE FARM (S)(R)7PM7.30SECRET SCOTLAND WITH SUSAN CALMAN Comedian Susan Calman takes a lighthearted jaunt around her homeland to uncover the untold tales behind some of Scotland’s most famous locations. (S) (R)8PM9PM9.00FERGIE VS DIANA: ROYAL WIVES AT WAR Documentary exploring the relationship between the two princesses, and how the break-up of both of their marriages took its toll on their friendship with each other. (S)10PM10.30ADELE: IN HER OWN WORDS Documentary charting the meteoric rise to stardom of the singer, whose debut album 19 was released in 2008, with two further records – 21 and 25 – following in 2011 and 2015. (S) (R)11PM12.25Carpenters: Their Greatest Hits (S) (R)1.10The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show3.10The Yorkshire Vet (S) (R)4.00Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys (S) (R)4.45Wildlife SOS (S) (R)5.10Divine Designs (S) (R)5.35House Doctor (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00EURONEWS6.10TELESHOPPING7.10TELESHOPPING7.45ROS NA RÚN (S)8.45LARK RISE TO CANDLEFORD (S)(R)9.45FAIR CITY (S); Weather11.20MY KITCHEN RULES: AUSTRALIA (S)12.50RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK Weather1.00IRELAND’S FITTEST FAMILY (S) (R)2.00SCANNAL (S) (R)2.30RETURN OF THE WILD: THE BEARMAN OF BUNCRANA (S)(R)3.00RACING FROM LEOPARDSTOWN Live coverage of the first day’s action from Champions Weekend, including the feature race the Group 1 Irish Champion Stakes. (S)5.45NUACHT; RTÉ News with Signing; European Weather6.00THE ANGELUS6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather (S)6.35FILM: CINDERELLA (2015) Romantic fantasy, starring Lily James. (S)7PM8PM8.30KEYS TO MY LIFE With Johnny Logan. (S) (R)9PM9.00RTÉ NEWS: NINE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)9.30FILM: OVERBOARD (2018) Premiere. An arrogant playboy falls off his yacht and loses his memory, so a mistreated employee convinces him he is her working-class husband. Romantic comedy, starring Anna Faris. (S)10PM11PM11.30The South Westerlies (S)(R)12.35FILM: The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) Western, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. (S)3.00Waking the Dead (S) (R)3.55Waking the Dead (S) (R)4.50EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EURONEWS6.45OLLIE (R)6.50OLLIE (R)6.55OLLIE (R)7.00FIREMAN SAM (R)7.10FIREMAN SAM (R)7.20EVERYTHING’S ROSIE (R)7.35EVERYTHING’S ROSIE (R)7.45NELLY & NORA (S) (R)7.55NELLY & NORA (S) (R)8.00Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure (S)8.25Fish Hooks (S)(R)8.50Stitch (R)9.15STRANGE HILL HIGH (S)(R)9.40STRANGE HILL HIGH (S) (R)10.05JUNIOR MASTERCHEF (S) (R)10.40DROP DEAD WEIRD (S) (R)11.10DEADLY 60 (S) (R)11.40NEWS2DAY WEEKLY12.00HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)12.30HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)1.00HART OF DIXIE (S) (R)2.45SATURDAY GAA LIVE Dicksboro v O’Loughlin Gaels and Ballyhale Shamrocks v James Stephens (Throw-ins 3.00pm and 5.00pm). (S)6.50THE SIMPSONS Homer and Marge visit a marriage counsellor and decide on a trial separation, during which Homer begins dating a pharmacist. With the guest voice of Lena Dunham. (S) (R)7PM7.20THE PACIFIC WAR IN COLOUR A look at what happened at the Battle of Okinawa, fought on the Pacific island of Okinawa by United States marine and army forces against the Imperial Japanese Army. (S) (R)8PM8.20THE HITLER CHRONICLES Hitler’s appointment as Reich Chancellor, when the conservative powers expected him to help get rid of the communists. He also targeted his political opponents. (S) (R)9PM9.20FILM: THOR: RAGNAROK (2017) Premiere. The imprisoned warrior attempts to get back to Asgard to stop the destruction of his homeworld. Fantasy adventure, starring Chris Hemsworth and Cate Blanchett. (S)10PM11PM11.40FILM: Dough (2015) Comedy drama, starring Jonathan Pryce. (S)1.20Grey’s Anatomy (S) (R)2.10Pornocracy (S) (R)3.05EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.20River Monsters7.10Heartbeat (R)8.00Inside Red Arrows (R)9.00Ireland AM (S)12.00Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans (R)1.00Gino’s Italian Escape: Hidden Italy (R)1.30John and Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen (R)2.30Big Star’s Little Star (S)(R)3.30THE CELEBRITY CHASE4.30CORONATION STREET ICONS: LIZ MCDONALD (S) (R)5.00RED ROCK (S)(R)5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (S)6.00THE FAMILY CHASE (R)7PM7.00CELEBRITY CATCHPHRASE With Amanda Abbington, Hugh Dennis and Nadia Sawalha. (R)8PM8.00BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT Ant and Dec host the second semi-final of this year’s talent contest, welcoming back the acts that impressed the judges during the auditions episodes in the spring.9PM10PM10.30WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Jeremy Clarkson hosts the big-prize quiz.11PM11.00AUTOPSY USA Forensic pathologists investigate the death of Natalie Cole. (R)12.00LITTLE BOY BLUE (R)1.00THE BEST OF IRELAND AM2.55CLOSE6AM to 6:30PM7.00Cúla 4 na nÓg8.00Cúla 4 9.25Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series 2019 (R)10.25GAA 2020 (R)11.25Tour de France: Súil Siar (R)11.55TOUR DE FRANCE BEO Coverage of stage 14 of the most prestigious race on the calendar.5.30RUGBAÍ BEO Leinster v Ulster (Kick-off TBA).7PM8PM8.12AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH National and international weather.8.15NUACHT TG4 8.30GLÓR TÍRE: ROGHA & TOGHA Featuring performances by Jimmy Buckley, Susan McCann, Derek Ryan, Stephen Smyth, Lorraine McDonald, John McNicholl, Gerry Guthrie, Lisa McHugh and Mike Denver. Last in the series. (R)9PM9.00TOUR DE FRANCE: SÚIL SIAR Highlights of stage 14 from Clermont- Ferrand to Lyon.9.35FILM: LARRY CROWNE (2011)A middle-aged man loses his job, and decides to fill his empty days by returning to college. He develops a new circle of friends among the various outcasts who have enrolled, and falls for his public speaking teacher, who has become disenchanted with her job and her marriage. Comedy drama, directed by and starring Tom Hanks. With Julia Roberts.10PM11PM11.30RACHT Examining the June 2009 murder of 17-year-old Stephen Lyne, who died from a single stab wound on a roadside less than 300 metres from his home. (R)12.00ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (S) (R)1.05FRANCE 245.30FRANCE 24