EVERY day is a school day for Sleb Safari. Just the other day it learnt that you should never tumble dry skinny jeans because when the time comes to wrestle them on they'll reach your knees and burst out laughing.
WORD to the wise, don’t try to contact Sleb Safari from November 4 to 9 because it will be sailing the high seas with David Hasselhoff, his extended family and "long term friends", most of whom he knows by name.
IT’S summer so that can only mean one thing – we’re all Lake Como bound, final destination Casa Clooney, right? Sleb Safari has been packed since May and had its Aperol Spritz sunglasses on a chain around its neck ever since.