WONDERING what the future has in store? Should you apply for that job? Put your house on the market? Sign up for internet dating? Wonder no more because Jemima Packington is here with her asparagus to tell the future.
AND so to Ibiza where we find our protagonist sprawled in his home, placing an order over the phone for one onion, pepperoni and sweetcorn pizza but two cans of Coke “so it doesn’t look like I’m on my own”.