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Psychic predictions are on the money as always

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on their wedding day at around the time a psychic announced they had separated
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on their wedding day at around the time a psychic announced they had separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on their wedding day at around the time a psychic announced they had separated

SLEB Safari trusts it finds you well this bank holiday Monday. At the time of writing, the next royal baby has not made its presence known and although all that could have changed by today Sleb Safari is a risk taker and shall carry on with its tale regardless.

Royal baby II had no truck with its due date and has already shown a remarkable disregard for society’s demands.Now magazine spoke for all royalists when it demanded to know what was keeping this baby. It didn’t stop there, though – it sought the services of “world famous psychic Sally Morgan” and “asked her just how long it will be until we can all see the royal baby”."I think the royal baby will be born on Friday or Saturday, but it's in no rush to come out," Sally opined."This child is very comfy where he or she is, and does not really want come into the world. It's almost like it knows already that its life isn't as easy as it seems, being a prince or a princess."Yes, quite. How much is this woman paid and can Sleb Safari send in its CV?Sleb Safari loves celebrity psychics (try saying that with a mouthful of Maltesers) and one of its favourite spirit botherers is Ron Bard who announced last year that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had gone their separate ways when in actual fact they'd gotten married two days before.Ron calls himself the king of psychics and his website has some really very good discounts on dream readings. He's made some interesting predictions too. Only last July he warned that the US "will become a third world country".Another firm favourite is Derek Acorah and his ever unreliable Ethiopian spirit guide, Sam.Sam's cast iron predictions have included a claim that "Cheryl and Ashley Cole will get back together and have a child".He outdid himself in an eight-page splash in OK! magazine in January 2011 looking at the year ahead.Amy Childs, he chided, was “just a flash in the pan, this one. She is pushing for a level of fame she’ll never quite reach. Sorry, love!” while reality star Chantelle Houghton was to bounce back from her divorce from Preston from the Ordinary Boys.“When he has gone, she will go to bed, and the maturity will start to happen,” Derek said without a mention of Alex Reid. Not psychic enough to see that disaster coming down the tracks, were you Derek?Coincidently Derek has also predicted that Prince William and Kate will have four children so since they’re half way there maybe, just maybe, spirit guide Sam might have gotten something right.

KANYE LOVES KIM'S BRAIN

A SEARING insight into the West-Kardashian marriage this week from Kanye's Aunt Brenda.

Clearing up, once and for all, what attracted her nephew to the reality TV star, Aunt Brenda explained that it was Kim's brain that won Kanye over.

“If she was an airhead, he wouldn’t be interested,” she said, continuing “[Kanye] has Connect 4 backstage and if a woman could play Connect 4 with him and give him a run for his money, he’d be interested. So you have to have a brain to be with him. He wouldn’t tolerate anything less.”

Any chance you're confusing Connect 4 with chess Aunt Brenda?

COMPETITION TIME

The MAC is inviting families to dust off their Stetsons and mosey on down for a Wild West action adventure this month. Inspired by a true story, the MAC’s new family show Little Sure Shot tells the story of Annie Oakley and how she became the most famous cowgirl in the Wild West. Expect death-defying shoot-outs, live country and western and enough theatrical flair to make everyone shout ‘yeehaw’. Little Sure Shot opens tomorrow and runs until May 10. Book now at themaclive.com (children £10, adults from £12)

Alternatively Sleb Safari and the Mac has a family pass of four tickets up for grabs for opening night, ie: tomorrow.

To be in with a chance of winning answer the following:

What is Annie Oakley's real name believed to be?

The deadline is 5pm today and the winner can collect their tickets from the Mac box office immediately before tomorrow night's performance.

To enter email m.connolly@irishnews.com and mark your entry 'Sleb Safari/Mac competition'. Please include your contact details – especially your phone number as the winner will be contacted this evening.

Terms and conditions apply.

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