NUPTIAL news from the home of Cameron Diaz who has married her short-term partner Benji Madden. The couple got hitched last week in a top-secret ceremony to which even Sleb Safari was not invited.
The Daily Mail reports that Cameron explained to guests how she had reached the grand old age of 42 without acquiring a husband and then married Benji after eight months. "I didn't want to settle" she told the room. "Now I've got the best man ever."
Well said, Cameron D. No further explanation needed. And, on top of all the lovely dovey stuff, Lionel Richie sang at the reception. Sleb Safari bets they were all dancing on the ceiling. Stop groaning, the old ones are the best and you know it.