Beverly Hills Brand's new 'booky wook'

IT'S all about books this week, because not only have Katie Price and Amy Poehler released theirs, but so too has that heavy-weight of intelligentsia, Russell Brand.

Russell's manifesto is called Revolution and the tagline is "our system is broken, end the hypocrisy" which was considered for Will Smith's last film but they went for something else in the end.

Much like cod liver oil, Sleb Safari can only take Russell Brand in small doses.

Imagine its delight when it discovered he's been christened the Beverly Hills Buddhist. Then imagine how crushed Sleb Safari was to learn that that doesn't make him a first cousin of the Beverly Hills Chihuahua.


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