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The never-ending story of Katie Price

IF, like Sleb Safari, you are somewhat confused by Katie Price's stance on the whole 'my husband cheated on me with my best friend and a lady that sells ice cream and I will call him what I like on any social media platform or print publication I want while planning our future and looking forward to the birth of our second child together' debacle then wonder no more.

Word has it Katie is on track to "make £5m from Kieran's cheating secrets" by penning (another) autobiography (her sixth) and "could sell the film rights for £2m".

Sleb Safari can see it now, Ryan Reynolds will want the part of Kieran, Maggie Gyllenhaal will be desperate to play Katie and every other actress out there will be fighting for the roles of Best Friend and Ice Cream Lady.

The project's got 'Oscar success' written all over it.