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So sad Katie's hanging up her wedding dress

KATIE Price has the sort of personal life so difficult to follow that it's a blessing she's provided us with a shelf of autobiographies as reference books.

Katie has churned out five of the things in 10 years and she's still only 36 so by Sleb Safari's rough calculations there must be another 25 autobiographies still to come. Cripes.

The glamour model has had a difficult time of late what with being pregnant and discovering her third husband had been cheating with her best friend.

In fact it's been so traumatic Katie has sworn off marriage. "I've been a bride many times and look what happened. No more marriages. I don't think I'll ever be allowed to be married again," she said.

Sleb Safari would say this Katie - being a bride isn't your problem, it's your choice of groom.