FASHION update from the Met Ball - the hideous dress Kim Kardashian that wore last year has been bested. Sleb Safari kids you not.
Celebs in fugly dresses came in their droves to Anna Wintour's big night out. It was like they were queuing up to go home with the prize for being worst dressed.
Sleb Safari doesn't think it has seen that many horrible dresses since the time it bumped into a Welsh stag party.
Kate Upton's, right, outfit was so bad the sight of it sucked all the words right out of Sleb Safari's brain. The other worst offenders were Rashida Jones who wore an insipid lavender creation and Katie Holmes - turned up looking like a poor man's Scarlet O'Hara. Sleb Safari could have filled these two pages with horror frocks but struggled to find some nice dresses to show you. Take a bow Sarah Silverman, right.
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