Life

Forever in love

SLEB Safari has cancelled its subscription to Vogue and switched allegiances to Vague after seeing both magazines' April covers.

Where Anna Wintour bowed to pressure and put ego-maniacs Kanye West and Kim Kardashian on the front of her magazine, Vague chose to celebrate a cross-species love affair that has spanned the decades. Where Vogue said Kanye and Kim were the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple, Vague handed the crown to Kermit and Piggy as the #universesmosttalkedaboutcouple.

As spoofs go The Muppets have won trotters down.