Life

Joe's just a big baby

SLEB Safari has been given a grossly unneccessary insight into Joe Swash's personal life and fears he's fallen victim to the celebrity obsession with erasing the line between public and private. Flicking through Heat magazine of an afternoon last week while sipping champagne and waiting for its pedi to dry Sleb Safari was appalled to stumble upon details of Joe's bathing habits. What Sleb Safari is about to do is not right but it doesn't seem fair that Sleb Safari should have to shoulder this cross alone.

Asked to finish a sentence that began "Even though I'm an adult, I still can't..."

Joe added the words "...have a bath before bed without using talcum powder. It makes you feel like a baby again."

There. Now Sleb Safari won't be the only one with a mental image of Joe covered in a light dusting of talc and wrapped in swaddling clothes.

COMPETITION WINNER

THE proud new owner of a copy of My Notorious Life by Kate Manning and Clay by Melissa Harrison is Jayne Hollywood from Tandragee. Happy reading Jayne and please let Sleb Safari know what you think of the books.