THE award for 'grouping words together that fail to make sense' this week goes to, who else but, the Daily Mail which has excelled with a report on "heiress" Nicole Richie and "rocker husband" Joel Madden. "They've only been married four years, but Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were the picture of perfection with their young family in Los Angeles on Sunday," the newspaper purred.
Sleb Safari is genuinely puzzled by this and demands to know how the couple should look after four years of marriage. Perhaps they should still be wearing L plates. Can anyone advice?