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Breaking our hearts

LEST you think the Cyrus family could not produce anything more toxic than Miley, her father has gone and made a hip hop version of his 1992 hit Achy Breaky Heart.

It's hard to believe there's a producer in LA that would take on that challenge but perhaps it was a new year's resolution. Gone wrong. Whatever the explanation mulletloving Billy Ray Cyrus - who now looks like a chubby Bee Gee with a weave - has decided this is his year for a comeback.

Sleb Safari knew all was not right with that family when Billy Ray tweeted to his daughter: "Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented.... And I had a foam finger....

I woulda done the same thang you did. - dad", but even when delirious from a raging temperature Sleb Safari's fevered mind could not have conjured the level of torture this latest development will inflict.

There's only one person who could have planted this seed in Billy Ray's mind. Kris Jenner, you have a lot to answer for.

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