CONCLUSIVE proof that God exists has been provided in recent days with news that Justin Bieber is planning to retire from the music industry at the ripe old age of 19.
Justin, who misplaces monkeys like the rest of us misplace receipts, says he "is taking a step out".
Of what Justin? Sleb Safari desperately hopes the sentence finishes "...of a spacecraft on to the moon". Whatever the motivation for the very early retirement Sleb Safari can think of no better birthday gift for the baby Jesus.